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How old is "too" old, to go trick or treating?....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(11/1/2022 4:50:00 PM)
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Your tummy aches from the poison cakes.

Your feet are sore from walking.

Something you ate is giving you the shakes.

The neighbor's dog is barking.


Not interested in the other kids, anymore

You're checking out mom and dad.

That "mountain of a man" came to the door

and said, "come, give us a hug, now lad."


"Trick or Treat!

Smell my feet!

Gimme' something good

to eat!"


Well, what was that?

kronk---It was, like, my Halloween celebration post.

"L.D."---Oh, really. Is that what it was. By the way, I think "the mayor" is at the door.

kronk---I wonder what he wants?

"L.D."---I'm not sure, but you may be about to get sued for assault, on his mother.

kronk---I didn't do anything to "Miss Viki?"

"L.D."---Yeah, well, I had to bite her, `cause she wouldn't share her pork chop with me.

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Date: 11/2/2022 6:31:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Age has nothing to do with this topic. And the myth of smelling another person’s feet was just a gimmick much like stepping on a crack will break yo’ mama’s back.

It’s a Canadian version of “ Bring Your Child to Illuminati Day”, and candy corn is not allowed.
  
Date: 11/7/2022 11:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I was thirteen when I went "trick or treating" for the last time. Now, I have followed the kids around, during their candy quests, for a bunch of
Halloweens and had some pretty awesome parties afterwards, too.

"L.D."---Talk about, man. I remember that party at "the doctor's" house. He gave away bags of his "special" gummy bears.

kronk---Dog! Now, that was some heavy gig. I wandered off into the woods, looking for termites.

"L.D."---Yeah. You thought you'd been transformed into an aardvark.
  

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