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Date: 10/29/2022 10:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Here’s the problem with telling jokes about the post office, It’s always he next day when people get it.  |
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Date: 10/29/2022 12:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...another problem with making jokes about the U.S.P.S. is that there is a guy atop the building across the street sighting in on you right now. Can I have your collection of stuffed squirrels?  |
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Date: 10/29/2022 12:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Surely you jest! They are after my stash of “ Inverted Jenny” stamps. They are highly sought after like the hard to find Honus Wagner T 206 baseball card. |
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Date: 10/29/2022 7:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ahhhh, yes; the good old "USPS." I remember a couple of years ago, we had one of those "kamikaze" mail truck drivers. This driver had only one speed...WIDE OPEN! "L.D."---Amen, dude! That guy was dangerous! You could hear his "Swamp Pop" music three blocks away and you betta' not get anywhere near your mailbox, either. kronk---Yeah! I remember you were standing and waiting for your monthly package of doggie goodies from my great aunt "Nuadah" and that dude clipped you and sent you, head, over heels into sluice that drains "the mayor's" chicken yard. "L.D."---Ugh! That was nasty! I got him back though. When he stopped at the "porta pot" near the abandoned little league park, I stuffed a three day old Muscovy duck carcass into his truck's engine compartment. kronk---Yeah, I remember that. One of the only times I've ever seen him slow down, was to ask if we noticed a bad smell. I told him it was probably a natural gas leak. He ran over my left foot, getting out of here. "L.D."---I like our new carrier, so much better. She wears wife-beaters, has a tattoo of "Fog Horn Leg Horn" and brings me home made alligator jerky, every day. kronk---I've been meaning to ask you wh------- "L.D."---Forget about it. kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 10/29/2022 8:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  If you do get "willed" Hey Larry's collection of "pet squirrels," maybe we can do business. I know a pit bull down the road that would pay big bucks for such a collection, especially, if they were dust free and chewable. kronk---You need to leave "that pit" alone. "L.D."---Yeah, well I ain't worried about that dog. He got ham-strung in a "dog-fight in the great war" and has zero action in his rear legs. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/30/2022 1:05:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I tell ya L.D., any gal that has a Looney Tunes tatoo is alright by me. |
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