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Date: 10/27/2022 5:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Alright, alright! How much is Hekler paying you? Or perhaps he’s holding someone that’s near and dear to you hostage?  |
Date: 10/27/2022 7:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 55251
Hey Larry, I have no idea what you're talking about... I just wanted to wish a long time USMer a very happy birthday! I have definitely not been taken hostage... By the way, does anybody know how to write SOS in morse code?  |
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Date: 10/27/2022 8:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Why yes, there’s 3 different ways…American, Canadian and French Canadian. ( just cross your eyes while tapping the song You Really Got Me by The Kinks while I send a St. Bernard with refreshments) |
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Date: 10/27/2022 2:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Thanks for posting and for the birthday wishes Morphix! Your relative inability to locate trace of me is because I strive to live below the government radar due to my status as a fugitive from humanity. I was surprised to see that you were able to locate my high school yearbook photo to include on your poster but I'm not too worried about facial recognition software these days as I have had the complete plastic surgery treatment and now look like an aged Gregory Peck. (This is where Hey Larry comes in and says "Gregory Peck? At what age? 350?"  Anyhow, I think that the $500.00 in Monopoly money will have the aforementioned Mr. Larry diligently searching for my whereabouts in order to make the big score. P.S. No heartburn for me. I forgot to put the candles on my meds.  |
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Date: 10/27/2022 2:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry! How dare you infer that there mike be anything untoward happening here. I merely hold the deed to Baltic Ave. and Morphix desperately needs it to put up a blockade on that important corner but I have assured him that everything is for sale, at the right price. I need dungeon supplies. |
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Date: 10/27/2022 2:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry is still pretty peeved at me because of the time I stuffed squirrels down his car's heater vents. |
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Date: 10/27/2022 4:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Great Hekler, just great. I don’t appreciate how you disguised yourself as a lowly car wash attendant to plant those squirrels into the heater vents. You could’ve at least put a few of those pine tree air fresheners to throw me off the scent. |
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Date: 10/27/2022 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...*hint (look under your back seat) |
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Date: 10/27/2022 5:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
It’s green alright, but it’s no air fresher. |
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Date: 10/27/2022 5:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...well, at one time, it was a badger. I guess nothing lives forever. |
Date: 10/27/2022 6:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Happy Birthday, Hekler!  I hope that your birthday was a great one and wish you a whole bunch more. kronk---Happy Birthday, Hekler! I appreciate you taking the time to entertain the folks, here at USM. I mean, money can't even buy the entertainment that you provide. I hope that we're still here celebrating your birthdate in 2042, and beyond. PS---I think that if you approach "L.D." carefully, he may share "the secret of eternal life" with you. "L.D."---Yeah, well, we're talking eternal life, here. I'm thinking at lease five adult moose in prime condition and one suckling moose calf. kronk---Is every move you make determined by your stomach? "L.D."---Of course. What else is there? kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 11/1/2022 8:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 7440
Happy birthday  |
Date: 11/4/2022 10:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 42945
Happy Birthday Hekler hope it was a great one...  |
Date: 1/15/2023 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 23963
 Morphix, great post with a very funny image, I know he will enjoy this  Happy Birthday Hekler!    |
Date: 11/5/2023 8:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 56297
Happy belated birthday!  |
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