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Hey Larry’s JOTW #105

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(10/22/2022 4:54:00 AM)
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It was “ Take Your Child To Work Day” and Joe took his 8 year old daughter to the office .

As they were walking around she began crying and getting very cranky.

Joe began to ask her what was wrong . As the coworkers began to gather around she sobbed,

“ Daddy ……



where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?”

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Date: 10/22/2022 9:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...uh...uh...sorry sweetheart. What daddy really said is
that we were all CLONES because we are all so good at our+
jobs that you can hardly tell the difference between us.

DAUGHTER: Thanks for throwing me under the bus dad!

  
Date: 10/22/2022 9:31:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    So you’re “ Joe” in this scenario, I knew it!  
Date: 10/22/2022 10:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...that leaves the clown position open.
By the way, nice hair and shoes!

  
Date: 10/22/2022 10:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Well Bozo is my Great Uncle. Family Pride!  
Date: 10/22/2022 4:43:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Ahhhh, yes..."Out the mouths' of babes." Children can be so brutally honest.

kronk---Yep, until they learn how to lie, that is.

"L.D."---Ugh! Don't sugar coat anything, now man.

kronk---Reminds me of the time when my nephews were living with us. I gave very specific orders never to answer the phone, but, sure enough, one of the boys answered
the phone and I heard him say: "Yeah, Uncle kronk is in the living room, but he told me to tell you that he was not at home."

"L.D."---Ugh! Must be hereditary.
  
Date: 10/22/2022 4:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    If you think it's easy being a clown, it isn't. They have big shoes to fill.  
Date: 10/22/2022 8:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    After the church service,
seven year old Brian said to the preacher: 'When I grow up, I'm going to
give you some money.'

'Well, thank you', the preacher replied, 'but why?'

'Because my daddy says that you're one of the poorest preachers we've
ever had.'
  
Date: 10/22/2022 8:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I agree Morphix, Hekler has some really big feet.  

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