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Date: 10/19/2022 4:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Then again, you could buy a box of Crackerjacks and receive the prize inside that contains a book of temporary H.P. Lovecraft tattoos.  |
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Date: 10/19/2022 4:56:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
That's heavy, man. kronk---More like "scary," I'd say. That woman reminds me of a female I ran across, back in the gay nineties. "L.D."---You must be talking about "Trey Ann." kronk---Right you are, dog. That girl was vol-a-tile! We called her "Train," for short, `cause she'd huff and puff and then run right over you. "L.D."---Catchy nickname. Sorta like, Dinah Shore. (dinosaur) kronk---Well, in her defense; "Train" would never do anything like that with kids around. "L.D."---Right you are, man. You got to know when to be cool.  |
Date: 10/19/2022 5:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: kronk tried to exorcise a raccoon that he thought was possessed.kronk---Why must you bring up things like that. It's embarrassing enough without rehashing the whole thing over, again. "L.D."---Because you're an ultra conservative freak and deserving of any and all dirt that I can dig up and share. kronk---Oh, I can dig that, believe me. I'd do the same to you if "Nancy Patricia" didn't keep you under her wing. "L.D."---You betta' know it! What's so funny is that the raccoon turned out to a forty pound honey badger and the thing ended up exorcise kronk, instead. kronk---Brethren....... |
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Date: 10/19/2022 6:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I remember Hey Larry telling me about a time almost twelve years ago when he was trying to rid his body of evil spirits so he joined Alcoholics Anonymous with their twelve step program. He had barely taken the first three steps into the room before he stumbled and did a faceplant onto the tile floor.  |
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Date: 10/19/2022 7:11:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk went to one of "those." It was called AGV. (alcohol, gambling & vanity) He was doomed from the start. He bet the guy in charge that he had a better complexion and then he stopped going to the meetings because "they" didn't serve beer. kronk---I probably would have hung around if "they" hadn't told me that I was fickle and irresponsible. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/19/2022 7:43:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...out of alcohol, gambling or vanity, you should have known that Kronk had a vanity problem and called him out on it in an intervention. But you have to admit that he does have nice hair. |
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Date: 10/19/2022 9:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler, you always get my stories mixed up. I told you that I wanted to become a comedian like Chevy Chase and went to one of his “Poking Fun & Pratfalls “ seminar. |
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Date: 10/19/2022 9:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And I’m with Kronk, who wants to go to a place that serves Bears anyway. They’re very anti social. |
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Date: 10/20/2022 3:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk has more hide, than hair, showing. kronk---I used to have a right nice head of hair. "L.D."---"Used to have," is right. I have more hair in my nasal passages, than you have on your head. |
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Date: 10/20/2022 3:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I had a friend who befriended a a grizzly bear when he was 65 years old. "L.D."---C'mon,man. What kind of a statement is that? Who was 65 years old; your friend, or the grizzly? kronk---My friend was 65 when he befriended the bear. Tragically, my friend only lived to be 67 years old. "L.D."---Awwwww, that's terrible. What happened? kronk---The grizzly ate him. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/20/2022 6:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It was the same fate that Goldilocks experienced, some people never learn. |
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Date: 10/21/2022 8:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...have you ever considered using some of that nasal hair to weave a toupee for Kronk? |
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Date: 10/22/2022 3:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk is so vain that he once shot an otter, skinned it, and then tried to transplant it to his bald head. It was the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen. kronk---Hey, I did a good job curing that hide. I believe that otter must have had some sort of skin disease, `cause all the fur fell off. "L.D."---Grass don't thrive on a metal plate. You "otter" not have bothered. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/22/2022 9:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^ Now that’s candidate for the JOTW! |
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