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Hey Larry's Political Background? (snarf)

  Author:  5301  Category:(Conspiracy) Created:(10/15/2022 8:11:00 PM)
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  Good evening USMers far and wide!
 
 
 
I have been trying to think of ways that I could give Hey Larry recognition
for that marginally humorous joke he posted on JOTW 103
 
 
I met Hey Larry's sister on Facebook recently and she was quite a friendly gal.
She Larry was telling me all about Hey Larry's "good old days" and she was even
able to pass along some mementos of his youth.
 
 
If you want them back, you must eat 50 hard boiled eggs LIVE here
at USM next Saturday night.

Just to show you how serious I am, here's a sampling:
 
 
Now, I would say that it is safe to assume that ole Hey Larry has never
divulged some parts of his life, like when he ran for something in high school.
 
I would also give even money that he won because he surely has made
something or other of himself, hasn't he?
 
 
 Please! No rude remarks in the comments section!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Don't you have water to boil, eggs to lay?
 
 

How it changed my life:

It scared me.

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Date: 10/15/2022 8:13:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey! Nice campaign poster fella!
I hope you like eggs.
LOTS of eggs.

  
Date: 10/16/2022 2:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    How’s this a conspiracy? And what’s all this about eggs? Have you been binge watching Mork & Mindy? See, the part where the alien Mork arrives to Earth in a spaceship shaped like an egg is just a part of a make believe television show.  
Date: 10/16/2022 3:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    My sis and I are not speaking to each other since she sold me out to your nefarious “ Let’s Make A Deal “ to expose Larry’s climb to political power. It’s a good thing I dug up my high school’s time capsule the week before our 40th reunion, lot’s of campaign propaganda for The Young Republicans…oops…I’ve said too much…  
Date: 10/16/2022 3:56:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I knew it.

kronk---What do you knew? I mean, know. Ugh! What do you know?

"L.D."---You need to take a refresher course.

kronk---A refresher course, in what?

"L.D."---Never mind about that. He's one of "us."

kronk---Who is "one of us?"

"L.D."---Hey Larry. I've suspected it for a long time. but now, after seeing the picture, I'm sure of it.

kronk---I'm not sure about that. Just because a person has red hair and no front teeth, doesn't necessarily mean that he's one of "us." I mean, you have red hair
and yet, you have a mouth full of teeth. I, on the other hand, have very little hair and only eight teeth.

"L.D."---This dialogue is getting extremely hard to follow.

kronk---I agree. Let's drop it and get some breakfast. What do we have left in "the fridge?"

"L.D."---Canadian bacon and a couple of "Moosehead beers."

  
Date: 10/16/2022 4:28:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "They" were "sorta" worried about you, but I knew that you'd be along, eventually. It's starting to cool off, down here, in the great state of Texas.
Yesterday, the temperature dropped to a chilly 87 degrees F. Time to "shake the nits" out of the long underwear.

"L.D."---Don't be comin' near me with you "nitty" underwear!

kronk---Ugh!

"L.D."---Hekler Kronk "ran" for something, once.

kronk---What'd I ever run for?

"L.D>"---Back in`64, in the middle of football practice, you "ran" for the latrine.....and didn't make it.

kronk---You know, even for a dog, you're pretty disgusting.

"L.D."---I'm disgusting? You "ran" all over the latrine, too.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 10/16/2022 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Canadian bacon and Moosehead beers seem to beckon my soul to simpler times when I used to visit my parents that retired in the Idaho panhandle just 30 miles south of British Columbia, Canada. That’s back when one could obtain a dual citizenship as well as a day pass with a valid drivers license. Good times, indeed!  
Date: 10/17/2022 5:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 55251    Oh please, you expect me to believe this? .... Hey Larry went to high school?! Yeah right, get outta here with that nonsense.   
Date: 10/17/2022 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    If you really doubt it Morphix, then a small investment into www.Heklerheistwhatuneedigot.com will produce all the evidence you need that proves I went to high school. And if you happen to be looking for an alibi for any occasion, why he’s your man.  
Date: 10/18/2022 10:02:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I've always wanted to travel to British Columbia and sometime in my past, I know that I tried "Moosehead Beer," and enjoyed it. I must have "really"
enjoyed it, `cause I can't remember the occasion.

"L.D."---Man! You are so pathetic! You imbibed about two gallons of the stuff last night. You went missing about 2000 and we found you at dawn, "under" the mayor's
chicken coop, snuggled up with a "Rhode Island Red" hen.

kronk---I don't believe you. Who else was there to verify your story?

"L.D."---Well, let's see. There was Tito and his girlfriend, Sam & Terry, Rachel and Bubba, a group of people I never met, from the next block, "the mayor" was
there, with the city council, the mayor's mother, Billy, Elaine, Nancy Patricia and Swalwel, Bing and Blotto, Twelve drummers drummin'
Eleven pipers pipin'
Ten lords a leapin'
Nine ladies dancin'
Eight maids milkin'......and a patridge in a pear tree!

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 12/15/2022 11:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 4887    I cracked up on She Larry lol  

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