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Date: 10/15/2022 2:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Ugh!...I hung-ray! I eat your cat! I eat your goat! You mess with me; I eat your boat! kronk---What? "L.D."---I'm expressing myself. kronk---Sounds like an admission of guilt, to me. "L.D."---Not according to my lawyer, it ain't. kronk---Isn't that a "double negative?" "L.D."--.I eat your car!...I eat your crew!...You betta' watch out! I eat you, too! kronk---Sorry, Hey Larry. Good joke. I'm going to have to start monitoring his music choices. "L.D."---Ugh!...You think you're cool! You just don't know! I'm fixing to eat your stereo! kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 10/15/2022 3:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
"Dugged up the entire land"? Excuse me sir, you are slurring your words. Are you inebriated? Remember kids, never drink and post.  |
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Date: 10/15/2022 4:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Are you drunk? kronk---I'm not sure? I did have a 128 oz. beer with my pizza. "L.D."---Yes, Morphix; I think he is. kronk---Gangsta! "L.D."---Lush! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 10/15/2022 5:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D. can always plead the 5th. Rob Zombie videos are rather catchy .  |
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Date: 10/15/2022 5:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In my defense Morphix, I woke up late for work when I posted the JOTW this morning….accidentally put a splash of Irish Creamer in my coffee. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. |
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Date: 10/15/2022 5:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ Rollin’ wit da homies “…… |
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Date: 10/15/2022 5:41:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Amber Alert!: A USM member is missing and not the first to reply to the JOTW. Description: Kinda reminds a person of a cross between Gollum from Lord Of The Rings and that alien life form ( ALF ) from the popular American tv show from the 80’s. Approach with caution for he is known to have an acid tongue. |
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Date: 10/15/2022 5:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Does this mean that "I" am, like, "one of the boys?" kronk---That's what the man said, dog. "L.D."--Righteous! Lemme' blow you all a little "Thunder Kiss," babies! (White Zombie) kronk---That's "hard" dog. "L.D."---Keep Rollin'!  |
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Date: 10/15/2022 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I'm worried about "Hekler!" kronk---Why? Hekler can take care of himself. He "understands." "L.D."---I dunno', man? I've heard that "The Chief of Canada" doesn't like to have his picture taken. kronk---Why; cause he's afraid he'll be without a soul in the afterlife? "L.D."---No, man. It's because "the chief's" image is copyrighted and it's his sole means of support. kronk---I see. No biggie, "Nancy Patricia" owes me one. She'll "take care" of the chief. |
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Date: 10/15/2022 6:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D. can roll in my limo anytime! He knows where all the good late night food joints are! |
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Date: 10/15/2022 6:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I respect the actual Chief of Canada but have doubts about Hekler’s citizenship for starters let alone his photo shopped pics of tha COC. Perhaps he’s in hiding? |
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Date: 10/15/2022 8:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...what do you think happened to the money?  |
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Date: 10/15/2022 8:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think the father had already found the cash and was sitting on it for a bit before heading off to the John Deere showroom. That's what I think. |
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Date: 10/16/2022 2:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The money was converted to the digital pot’ o gold known as bitcoin. |
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Date: 10/16/2022 2:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Boy are you off the mark. He’s laying low in Nebraska as a manager of a Cin A Bon store . |
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Date: 10/16/2022 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I totally overlooked Nebraska but then so does everyone else. Is Nebraska even a real place? I want proof. |
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Date: 10/16/2022 11:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hop in your car, head west to Winnipeg then go South to Bismark. Hang a left and before you know it you'll be having breakfast at a waffle house in Nebraska. |
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Date: 10/16/2022 2:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh, man! Did you hear what Hey Larry said? "L.D."---No, I was trying to dislodge a tick on my belly. What'd Hey Larry say? kronk---He mentioned "CINNABON!" "L.D."---I like "cinnabon," ok, but I'd rather have beef. kronk---I LOVE Cinnabon! Let's head for Nebraska! "L.D."---Any beef in Nebraska? kronk---I'm not real sure, but there is lots of corn, and where there's corn, there's usually beef. Also, Nebraska is "Warren Buffet" country and he's got 95 billon dollars. "L.D."---You think he'd give us some of it? kronk---There is always a possibility, however remote. "L.D."---Oh, well, let's go anyway. I have a cousin who works in a massage parlor in "Schenectady." kronk---Really? Is that on the way to Nebraska? "L.D."---It could be. kronk---Hit it! dollars |
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Date: 10/16/2022 5:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! Fear and Loathing in Nebraska. That’s great journalism in the making I tell ya! |
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