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Date: 10/13/2022 4:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
If pet Halloween costumes are indeed the event horizon, then the trajectory of our entire culture is now headed to an inescapable singularity where everything will be pet Halloween costumes. Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated  |
Date: 10/13/2022 5:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! Sad but true.  |
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Date: 10/13/2022 5:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I want to dress up for Halloween. kronk---Forget it. Gasoline has gone up, again, and so has everything else. We have nothing to spare for frivolous things. "L.D."---Never mind; you're so cheap. I'm gonna' go and hit up the Mayor's mother. Last year, she wanted to go as a pirate and wanted me to be her parrot. kronk---Polly want some ex-lax? "L.D."---Go ahead and laugh it up, funny boy. While you're sitting at home, passing out peppermints, the old broad and I will be "tailgating" the mayor's Cadillac in the parking lot, at the "Oingo-Boingo" concert and sipping on "LOUIS XIII COGNAC." kron---Ugh!  |
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Date: 10/13/2022 5:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Couldn’t you go as Danny Elfman writing another movie score? Kronk could go as Tim Burton. Whaddya say? |
Date: 10/13/2022 6:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  kronk here:---That really would be "The Nightmare before Christmas.""L.D."---Not a bad idea, Hey Larry. We might could include the mayor's mother and go as "A mutt-A lush & A butt." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/15/2022 8:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...from the title, I got the impression that you were going to cheap out again this year and try to fit into a dog-sized piece of frockery. What I find truly confusing is your thought processes and how you jump from a dress for doggie to a black hole. Explain in 30 words or less.  |
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Date: 10/16/2022 2:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You’re a smart shopper. You figure it out. |
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Date: 10/16/2022 9:20:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...does it have anything to do with aerosol paint and deep breaths? |
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Date: 10/16/2022 5:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, judging by the brown paper bag in your hand and the silver mustache you have on your lip, I’d say you solved the puzzle! |
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Date: 10/16/2022 6:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Yo, man! kronk---What? "L.D."---You remember a couple of summers back. We were at the beach and group of artists were body painting this woman. kronk---Sure. Who could forget that. A "Tiger Motif," I believe. "L.D."---I thought that you were about to faint. kronk---Grrrrr.....I think that I "did" faint. |
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Date: 10/16/2022 7:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Gee, dog, why'd you have to bring up the "tiger woman?" I can't get that out of my head, now. "L.D."---Try this: Listen to what I say and then say whatever it is that pops into your head. kronk--OK "L.D."---"I'll be the boy in the corduroy pants." kronk---"You'll be the girl at the high school dance." "L.D."---"Run with me, where ever I go" kronk---"And just play dumb, whatever you know. Ohhhh, yeah; you wreck me, baby!" Wow! It worked. I feel great! Wanna' dance? "L.D."---I don't think so. Tom Petty and the Heart breakers (You Wreck Me) Ohhhh, ohhh, yeeeahhhh!  |
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Date: 10/17/2022 5:12:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Wow! Body painting should be considered an art form, wouldn’t you agree? I am reminded one time when I was a young lad of 7 or 8, I was riding in the truck as my Dad was driving to the hardware store. It was a nice summer morning and as we drove past a local city park there was a hippie gathering that were singing, dancing, blowing bubbles and yes….off to the side….body painting. There were two very healthy young ladies that were the canvas and my Dad swerved through a few lanes of traffic, narrowly missing a corner mailbox ( or phone booth ) and just about jumped the curb causing quite a panic amongst the flower children. I was confused at why Dad would risk his good driving record at that time. But looking back, I now realize that he appreciated good art. |
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Date: 10/17/2022 4:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Body painting is like one of those puzzles where things are hidden in, amongst other stuff, and the instructions say something like: Find and identify as many body parts as you can without touching. kronk---I've never heard it put quite that way, before. "L.D."---I can elaborate more, if you like. kronk---That will suffice. |
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Date: 10/17/2022 6:53:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you two, this is far more entertaining than trying to watch late night reruns of Rowan & Martin’s Laugh - In. |
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Date: 10/18/2022 10:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In? I would hazard to guess that Arkansas has managed to successfully build a television station? I'll bet you needed a fresh pair of Depends after hearing that piece of good news. |
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Date: 10/18/2022 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Sock-it-to-me!" "L.D."---You had a crush on her, didn't you? kronk---Who wouldn't? "L.D."---I had a crush on "Lassie." |
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Date: 10/18/2022 6:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Hekler, tin foil hats go a very long way. I am only left to contemplate that you rubbing tw,o sticks together have gotten you as far as your next cave. |
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Date: 10/18/2022 6:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Just out of curiosity Kronk & L.D., who happened to be your “IT Girl” back in the day? You tell me yours, I’ll tell you mine. |
Date: 10/19/2022 3:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 42945
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Date: 10/20/2022 4:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Well, we got our first color television in 1965 and and after viewing the colorized version of "Gone With the Wind," I pretty much fell "head over heels" for "Scarlet O'Hara's younger sister." "L.D."---A name would be nice? kronk---"Suellen O'Hara," aka, Evelyn Keyes. "L.D."---Care to elaborate? kronk---I was young and impressionable. What about you? Who did you love? "L.D."---Back in `77, I had a thing for a Doberman Pincher named Alpina. She was head of k-9 security at the Chicken Ranch, in Vegas. It never worked out, though. She had a pedigree, and I didn't have any papers. |
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Date: 10/20/2022 5:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Not bad! In the 60’s I always liked Mary Ann ( Dawn Wells ) from Gilligan’s Island. In the 70’s , when I started to listen to music rather than bubble gum pop, it was Linda Ronstadt. I was jealous when she was dating California Governor Jerry Brown at the time. But what is a poor high school dork supposed to do ? |
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Date: 10/26/2022 5:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk had a thing for "Mrs. Howell." kronk---I couldn't help it. She sounded so much like "Julia Child." "L.D."---You know; you really "are" strange. kronk---Obviously, you've never had her "beef bourguignon." "L.D."---Ummmm..."BEEF!" |
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Date: 10/26/2022 6:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey, it never hurts to make the acquaintance of a wealthy socialite and get the inside tips for good food! |
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Date: 10/28/2022 5:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry So true, man. I guess my only "celebrity contact" was the time I wrote an email to "Anne Rice," and she actually answered me. "L.D."---How can you be sure that one of her staff didn't reply to your email? kronk---You just had to cast doubt on my moment, didn't you? "L.D."---You deserve it. kronk===Ugh! |
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