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Date: 10/7/2022 7:28:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Do you offer free shipping to arrive before Thanksgiving? If so, is there a limit?  |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I don’t mean t be politically correct, but wasn’t The Chief of Canada removed from a famous butter manufacturer? Cancel culture forced her to find another job …that’s tough. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Do you offer S&H Green Stamps? Or Blue Chip? I’m planning Xmas presents after Thanksgiving. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Does this product contain Gluten? Is it Vegan friendly? |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Do you know if this can be used as part of a Nutri- System or Weight Watchers diet plan? Have you ever been on a diet plan? |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
What’s your favorite condiment to use on this tasty roadkill you’re promoting? |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Fabulous favorite side dishes that you’d recommend? |
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Date: 10/7/2022 10:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW! Look at ll the questions! Usually, a person that asks many questions has an inquisitive mind but I think we can write that off as pure coincidence in this case. Okay then, let;\'s answer these in turn so as not to overwhelm the reader with too much information at one time. SHIPPING: This item can be shipped via the same truck that brought it down in the first place. CHIEF OF CANADA: Was formerly the deputy Chief of Canada but got promoted when the original chief died under suspicious circumstances. LOYALTY REWARDS: Each person that purchases $100.00 or more instantly becomes a gold card member of the moose club. GLUTEN: Now if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black. DIET PLAN: Stop eating like a gluten. MY DIET PLAN: Tofu, Sometimes I leave out the To. CONDIMENT: Strawberry jam SIDE DISH: Tide pods.  |
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Date: 10/8/2022 4:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Hey! Do you happen to to carry Moose Tracks Ice Cream? Or or you forced to sell the generic brand that’s made with ice milk? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 4:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Who’s in charge of The Consumer Survey Of Product Innovation? Is it The MacKenzie Brothers? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 4:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
What are the “ perks” of The Moose Club Gold Card? Can I use it at fine dining restaurants like Mickey D’s? ( please say yes!) |
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Date: 10/8/2022 4:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Someone told me that Bob Vila ( the DIY expert on home improvement) swears by this product to patch leaky roofs. Someone else told me it’s better than Gorilla Glue. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 9:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...the moose tracks ice cream you so desire is available any time. It contains a special ingredient, just for you! Thank me later. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 9:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...The Canadian Consumer Survey Of Product Innovation duties are currently shared by both Neil Young and Alex Trebek although Neil has been covering for Alex while he recovers. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 9:45:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...with the Moose Club Gold Card, you become eligible to join the Platinum Club if you only purchase $900.00 more of this fine product made with fresh Canadian mountain air. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 9:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Bob Vila is a hack. He once tried to convince his viewers that his thigh was a form of roof waterproofing when in reality, he had just clumsily stepped onto a rotten patch of lumber. Gorilla Glue is sooo yesterday! Have you ever tried Giraffe Grip? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 9:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...one last thing. The home improvement expert on "Home Improvement" was Al Borland. Your thought processes are becoming muddled. Time to look into this a little deeper? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 2:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I tried contacting the Canadian Better Business Bureau to check out the confidence rating as well as customer satisfaction regarding this product . But all I managed to get was some guy with a French accent trying to sell me a timeshare at a dive called Marla Go-Go or something. What’s that about? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 7:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...it's a nudist resort for senior citizens. Go for it! |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Don’t think I will, my bald head would get sunburned. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Yes! Yes! Yes! kronk---What's with you? "L.D."---I'm reading Hekler's latest post and answering the questions at the beginning. kronk---Lemme look at that. Ummmmm...Ummm humm....What's wrong with squirrel, armadillo and saltwater spider. Dogs are starving all over the civilized world and I'm not going to get into what happens to dogs in the "uncivilized" world. "L.D."---Don't give me that! I've got to hunt up my own squirrels and the things bite back! I've heard that armadillos can give me leprosy and as for the saltwater spiders; I think I've got one of their egg sacks attached to my larynx! Anyway, give me $1,000. kronk---What do you want the money for? "L.D."---Hekler has a special going on canned road-kill moose and I want to skip the gold club membership, and go straight to platinum. kronk---Good thinking. I'll front you the money, with on condition. "L.D."---Let's have it. kronk---Ask Hekler to get me an address for "The Chief of Canada." (or, Margaret Trudeau. Whichever is easiest.)  |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Buyer Beware you two! I don’t think that they have “ truth in advertising “ laws up north. Who knows how old that depiction of The Canadian Chief really is. ( not to mention the age of the canned moose, it might be leftover army rations from WWII.) That’s why I ask a lot of questions, good luck trying to get a straight answer though. |
Date: 10/9/2022 4:29:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I'll pass on the road-kill moose, but I wouldn't mind chewing on "Pardonme" for a while."L.D."---You really are "despicable." kronk---Despicable? Me? |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! Hey she might be a Medicine Woman type of healer. Who knows? |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:40:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Readers...there was a concern about truth in Canadian advertising. This issue has been successfully resolved. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:55:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...she's not a medicine woman but she can arrange discounts on cigarettes and weed. She can also sell you an honorary casino membership for only $200,000.00 It's an investment in your future. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 4:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk..."road kill" is such an ugly term. In Canada, we refer to these animals as "road euthanized". It was a merciful procedure in every aspect. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:06:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...as our latest Platinum Club member, Northern Pride foods is also sending you a 2 gallon jug of Stubbs hickory smoke BBQ sauce. It's a great deal- just ask Hey Larry. All he received was a 20 pack of remanufactured Depends. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
And just how was the matter regarding Canadian Truth In Advertising “ resolved?” A back door payoff with those gold member cards? Timeshares in Marla Go- Go? |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
There’s plenty of casino’s nearby to waste my money on, no need to make Pardome any wealthier…. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., those remanufactured Depends were made by that old blind Marine as penance for the blonde joke. Run, run fast and far away. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...re-read the article again. RESOLVED. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
So you produced a high school yearbook picture of your Home Economic Teacher, that proves nothing. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
So you produced a high school yearbook picture of your Home Economic Teacher, that proves nothing. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 5:31:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...hardly a home ec teacher. Wood shop. |
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Date: 10/9/2022 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
On second thought; maybe you should chew on Naomi Pardonme. I'm not really hungry, anymore. "L.D."---Hey, man; "Better red than dead." kronk---I gotta' keep my eyes on you. "L.D."---Oughta' go good with my "euthanized moose." |
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