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Date: 10/6/2022 5:21:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
This is the biggest reason why Hekler has never , ever hosted a USM get together. He hates to waste beer ……  |
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Date: 10/6/2022 7:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was going to say that this guy sounds like a loser. Who wastes perfectly good beer?  |
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Date: 10/6/2022 8:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I know. Right? Besides, who wants to get all dressed up to visit you? |
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Date: 10/6/2022 5:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Oh, man! kronk---What? "L.D."---That story is so like what happened to us, last year. kronk---I remember that fiasco. "The mayor," all drunk and nekid, parading around in his chicken yard and "Miss Barbara," threatening to cut off his____ "L.D."---You can't say that. kronk---Well then, how am I supposed to say it? "L.D."---Allow me? kronk---Of course, please proceed. "L.D."---Thank you. Our neighbor, "the mayor," got drunk, tore off all his clothing and exposed himself to our other neighbor, Miss Barbara, who threatened to cut off his____ kronk---What are you saying? You can't say that! "L.D."---Well, what am I supposed to say, then? kronk---Just say goodnight. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 10/6/2022 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...personally, I don't see why everyone is tap dancing around saying that she would cut off his access to alcohol. Are those dirty words in the southern United States? |
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Date: 10/6/2022 6:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
We need someone like Hekler to negotiate a truce between the warring factions. "L.D."---I agree. The man makes perfect sense, most of the time. kronk---What do you mean "most of the time?" "L.D."---It's not wise to be right, all of the time. "They" home in on the intellectuals, among us. kronk---I don't get it, dog? "L.D."---That's why "they" will never home in on you. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/7/2022 3:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I think that Hekler should be Canada’s Ambassador to The Southern United States. He understands the importance of negotiating the rights of those who prefer nudity while enjoying their favorite beverage. He’s also quite the strip poker player. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
If Hekler becomes the ambassador, I want to requisition a herd of large moose. kronk---Will you forget about the moose, please. "L.D."---No can do, man. It is a carnivore thang. kronk---It's because of ravenous creatures like you, that the woolly mammoth is now extinct. "L.D."---Hit me with the fresh meat, baby. hehehe.. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/7/2022 10:54:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, and he might be able to waive the shipping fees and international tariffs....if you're nice to him. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...I'm a lousy strip poker player because I'm always nude and drinking. Doesn't seem to be much point in the game as far as I am concerned. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 7:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s because your the only dealer that’s to be trusted since you have no sleeves to hide the cards. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 10:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have thick chest hair. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 10:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...people have confused me with Sasquatch in the past. I got kicked out of the local grocery store after the manager pointed out the "No Bigfoot" sign at the entrance. By that time, I seriously needed to find a washroom so I didn't put up an argument. Kids started screaming. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 4:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You’re a victim of cancel culture. Oh what a society we live in. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 8:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I feel like a giant postage stamp. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 8:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So you are licked? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 9:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...haha ha! Your weak attempt at a joke has left me feeling perforated. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 10:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Delivery First Class. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 10:58:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you should learn to adhere to the rules. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 11:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Your just stuck in the past. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 11:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...at least affixed my life. Can you say the same? |
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Date: 10/8/2022 3:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s more like postage due. In your case it’s return to sender. |
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Date: 10/8/2022 7:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...postage doo is what the recipient gets upon receiving your letter. Using that Trump card has spoiled you. |
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