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Date: 10/5/2022 5:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
You ever "box a gnat?" "L.D."---Man, just the other day, in fact. kronk---Really? "L.D."---Yeah, there was a swarm of the little villains hovering over my behind. kronk---Ugh! That bites. "L.D."---You're telling me. I tried "boxing" `em, but they kept ducking under my upper cuts.  |
Date: 10/5/2022 5:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler  "L.D." here: kronk thinks he is some kind of dancer.kronk---I love dancing and go dancing whenever I get a chance. "L.D."---Sheeesh, man; you can't dance at all. Last time we went to fiesta, everyone else was doing "the Macarena," and he was practicing "Preying Mantis Kung fu." kronk---It was that cactus whiskey. "L.D."---Fool `bout knocked out half the dance floor. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 10/5/2022 5:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
My first response here was I that NEVER filed a complaint to the yodeling & polka society. I did , however, get in touch with Frank Yankovic and what happened afterwards is no5 m6 department.  |
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Date: 10/5/2022 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I still think the dude's hat was awesome. "L.D."---You would. Ugh! |
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Date: 10/5/2022 5:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
My second response is a commentary about “ King Of The Road” by Roger Miller. L https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/feb/04/modern-nomads-nomadland-van-life-us-public-lands |
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Date: 10/5/2022 5:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
The hat was alright. But I heard he has his mother’s recipe for apple streusel. |
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Date: 10/5/2022 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Dig it, man. I like all "things, apple." "L.D."---Put this apple on your head and stand against that wall. I'm expert with the 14 inch throwing knife. kronk---Adios, hombre! |
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Date: 10/5/2022 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I'd like to see "Roger Miller" and "Los Del Rio" team up and do "King of the Road." "L.D."---Yes! I can see it now. They be doing "The Macarena" all over the road. kronk---Ahyiiii...Go, dog! "L.D."---Andalle! |
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Date: 10/5/2022 7:39:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...Question: the "Preying Mantis Kung fu.". Is that anything like it's counterpart in Canada? I mean staggering.  |
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Date: 10/5/2022 7:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...why didn't you give Frank Stallone a call while you were at it? |
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Date: 10/5/2022 7:54:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...yep, that was one happening hat. If you removed the hat part and left the tuft, you could almost envision what Hey Larry looked like after his first hair transplant. |
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Date: 10/5/2022 7:57:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll wait for the strawberry rhubarb pie. You guys knock yourselves out with the apple strudel. If you're lucky, Hey Larry will treat you to his kazoo rendition of "Stairway to Heaven". |
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Date: 10/5/2022 8:00:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...nothing like a wedding to show you how comedic all your friends and relatives can be after a few? drinks and the D.J. throwing on "The Macarena". |
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Date: 10/6/2022 3:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Kazoo’s are the bomb aren’t they? I’ve also got a Theremin that came across at a local yard sale. I’ve been rehearsing “ The White Album “ and plan to play at a Elk’s Club in the near future. Frank Stallone hates music btw. |
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Date: 10/6/2022 4:29:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Frank Yankovic sent this message…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9giM9Z1NAcs |
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Date: 10/6/2022 1:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: kronk doesn't really know the difference in fighting styles. Most of the time he inadvertently goes with the "drunken fish-monkey" style. He drinks like a fish, then screams like a monkey and I come in and tear his opponent's throat out. kronk---I want to go "one on one" with something. "L.D."---Easy there, Tyrannosaurus Rex. "Nancy Patricia" is down with chronic gingivitis and "they" put Joe (blow all the money) Biden into suspended animation mode, until after the mid terms. |
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Date: 10/6/2022 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I wonder if Hey Larry can play "Stairway to Heaven," backwards? kronk---Plug up your ears! "L.D."---I would hear the words. kronk---You'll be drawn unto the rocks and perish. "L.D."---Ugh? |
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Date: 10/6/2022 6:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry can do EVERYTHING backwards. He's from Arkansas. It's a thing there. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 3:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Correction, I moved to Arkansas then everything went backwards. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 5:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...are you actually taking credit for this? |
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Date: 10/7/2022 5:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
We all make mistakes. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 6:17:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...tell me about it. |
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Date: 10/7/2022 6:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
You ever make a mistake? "L.D."---Never. I thought that I made a mistake, "once," but I was wrong. kronk---Ugh! |
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