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Date: 10/2/2022 11:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, I bet they wouldn’t be so “ in your face” if they had to cross over a moat filled with alligators and piranha fish and some lunatic waiting at the other side with a chainsaw!  |
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Date: 10/2/2022 11:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
Amazon has lost three delivery persons while they were attempting to navigate through my Indiana Jones' style of outdoor defenses. You should also stop trying to hide in anonymity when you post your tales of failed home security measures. Anyone could have smelled this trap.  |
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Date: 10/2/2022 11:47:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well you hired me to test your so called “ home security “ measures and you couldn’t even pay a retainer fee to begin with. You don’t actually think that I’d send out my best people to test your chicken wire defense now, would you? |
Date: 10/3/2022 5:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." used to bark and carry on when strangers came close to our adobe. He doesn't, anymore and claims he's on strike for better quality food."L.D."---That's right. I'm getting tired of eating crab, fish and discarded bait. I'm a dog, not a shark. I need red meat! kronk---Yeah, well dogs are starving in other parts of the world. You should be grateful for what you get and start doing your job. "L.D."---Gimme' that same lame speech, while holding a twenty-four ounce porterhouse and then we'll talk. kronk---Ugh! "Porch pirating" is really a big problem down here. The thieves shadow the delivery trucks, grab the packages, speed away on big moto-X bikes, and vanish into the marshes. I've had plenty of opportunity to cap `em, but I'm afraid that if I do, Joe (blow all the money) Biden will take my weapon away.  |
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Date: 10/3/2022 6:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...in some countries, you would be the porterhouse steak. Eat your slop and be content. |
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Date: 10/3/2022 9:59:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., stand up for your rights. After all, Hekler is no different than a carrion bird that is part of life that survive on leftovers. Do you best to keep politicians off your land and never cease to disavow any knowledge of your close , personal relationships with the likes of wealthy Canadians with money. |
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Date: 10/3/2022 1:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Finally, someone who sees things my way. Simply put, "L.D." is spoiled rotten. "L.D."---I'll tell you what's "spoiled rotten;" that three day old, bloated and fly-ridden carrion crow, that you tried feeding me last night! kronk---I'd don't eat carrion crow, but it is my opinion that that carrion crow was cured to perfection. "L.D."---I'll cure you to perfection, you cheapskate! kronk---Stay away from me! "L.D."---GRRRRRRR.."CHOMP" |
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Date: 10/3/2022 2:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry said that Hekler has money! "L.D."---Is that so? We should visit him. He could probably arrange a safari into" The Great White Waste." kronk--Why would you want to go there. We should try and finesse Hekler into sending us to a Caribbean Island, or something like that. "L.D."---Islands usually mean sea and sea "food." I'm sick of seafood. I want a moose. Moose are warm blooded and usually very large. I could enjoy "moose steak" for months. kronk---What about the polar bears? "L.D."---Too greasy. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 10/3/2022 2:34:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hekler once told me he was incognito as far as his wealth is concerned. I have had my doubts about this for some time. Though I can’t prove it, there’s the question of “ HOW “ he obtained his money. Ever seen that movie “ To Live And Die In L.A.?” And if you do request moose, make your request very specific otherwise he’ll more than likely give you Moosehead Beer. Hekler owns his one and only cruise liner….The S.S. Minnow. Make reservations in advance. |
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Date: 10/3/2022 4:50:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "Live and Die in L.A." is one of my favorite movies. I like the song by that name, also. "L.D."---Moose and Moosehead...It don't get no better than that. kronk---My dog. "L.D."---Woof, baby. |
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