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Date: 9/24/2022 4:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, I’m on a short vacation this week, don’t be jealous of me ok?  |
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Date: 9/24/2022 4:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I must be some kind of masochist if I wake up early to read whatever Dorothy here puts out claiming to be a joke. The real joke is that I woke up early to read it. I'll give this joke three out of five fingers down the throat in a classic vomit posture.  |
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Date: 9/24/2022 6:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What are you complaining for? You yourself said that you wake up early to read my posts. That positively means I am giving you something to look forward to. You’re Welcome! |
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Date: 9/24/2022 6:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
P.S. Someone is jealous…. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 6:25:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I believe that I inferred that I woke up early to red a JOKE. I said nothing about waking up early to bang my head against a post. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 6:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...jealous o what precisely? Jealous that you're the Jack Kevorkian of jokes? |
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Date: 9/24/2022 6:36:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What exactly is “ red a post” ? , I red a post and don’t get it…. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 6:37:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Maybe you don’t know Jack, isn’t that a fact? |
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Date: 9/24/2022 7:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...red a post is what I do when I read one of your jokes and commence to banging my head against said post. Clearer now? |
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Date: 9/24/2022 7:50:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hard headed you are and translating your communique requires a Babble app. All clear now. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 8:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the I have come to the right place for an interpretation, you being the Tower of Babble and such. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 9:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It gives you reason to live. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 1:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...well there you would be incorrect. My raison d'être is that I'm a highly absorbent misery magnet...sort of like a Depends for mean and cranky people, such as yourself. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 1:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What I’m hearing is “ You complete me.” Besides, you must have built an immunity by now. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 1:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you can never get enough immunity. Something new always comes along. |
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Date: 9/24/2022 2:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I wish Kronk and L.D. would stop by and help me add a little class to this post. |
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Date: 9/25/2022 1:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...ITINERARY OF HEY LARRY'S "VACATION" -Visit his politician friend and help him with his campaign by telling jokes at rallies. -Pick up free vegetables donated by supporters -Sell snake oil at county fairs -Drink to excess, starting before 9 AM -Throw up, resume boozing -Go for a drive -Many attempts to get out of the way of many police cars but they refuse to go around and stupidly stay behind. Try to turn off sidewalk but they must be going in the same direction. -Arrested. Probably going to be charged with obstruction of justice for failing to get out of the cops' way. -Speaks to lawyer and requests lawyer to make arrangements to remove his car from the tree where he parked in his attempt to get out of the law's way. -FORCED INTO REHAB! -Escape from rehab -Back to work |
| Date: 9/25/2022 1:59:00 PM From Authorid: 30706 I agree. He does sound like a good person to party with. |
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Date: 9/25/2022 2:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...30706...that's why they call him "The Lizard of Oz" in PA |
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Date: 9/25/2022 3:04:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I need to make some “ slight “ corrections to Hekler’s version of my itinerary. Here goes: By helping my politician friend with my telling jokes at campaign rallies I am happy to say the turnout proved successful due to my agility to dodge the rotten tomatoes that were so generously “ donated”. Snake Oil has been outlawed in the section long ago. Perhaps I might interest you in purchasing a Time Share in a similar location where the movie “ Deliverance “ was filmed? If you seek a more family friendly Time Share then there’s the “ Green Acres” package that’s a real crowd pleaser. You make it sound like I am a drunken so-n -so. Not true! I am definitely sober long enough to construct a sentence. I never drive while I’m…uh.. campaigning for office. Plenty of time for that later when the booze flows like a river. My Lawyer told me that neither one of us recall a “ tree” or local “ police “ were ever involved, nor does he recall either of us getting arrested. This means fake news until we can remove all the splinters…. I can’t escape from re- hab if I forget how to spell it, right? WORK is a four letter word. |
Date: 9/25/2022 6:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  What a cool joke!"L.D."---Speaking of Christmas. kronk---Who said anything about Christmas? "L.D."---You just did. But, anyway, I want three "French Angora" rabbits, weighing at least six pounds, a piece. kronk---I didn't know that you were into rabbits. "L.D."---Are you kidding? I could eat three rabbits, at least four times a week and twice on Saturday.  |
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Date: 9/25/2022 6:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I want to go on a vacation. kronk---We can't go on vacation, now. We're still working. "L.D."---I'm sick of catching crabs, cutting bait and dodging alligators and bull sharks. Besides, we usually stop fishing the first of September. Why are we still at it? kronk---It's been an exceptionally warm year. The ice-caps are melting. The land masses are going under. We have no money and we "owe our soul to the company store." "L.D."---What a crock! Put a lid on it, "Tennessee Ernie." I want a vacation! Let's go visit Hekler. I wanna' eat a moose. kronk---I'll give you a moose....Ouch! 'L.D."---hehehe |
| Date: 9/30/2022 8:55:00 AM From Authorid: 67815 Lemme know when you get some Joe Biden Presidential Nursing Home Pudding and I'll hand over my CC details. |
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