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Date: 9/17/2022 1:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---What piece of memorabilia are you getting? I want the "Ditsey Formal Necktie" in the "warm clementine" pattern. kronk---I don't think that is part of the "J.O.T.W. #100" collection. "L.D."---I bet Hekler can special order it for me. He "can" make things happen. kronk---I want the "J.O.T.W. #100" coffee cup. It reminds me of my power drinking days. "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 9/17/2022 3:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Loan me $35.52! kronk---But, "the necktie" is only $17.76! "L.D."---I'm estimating shipping and handling. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/17/2022 3:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...L.D...Thanks for stopping by to take a look at the new stuff from HeklerCo. We are constantly listening to the requests from our customers and strive to fulfill their needs (unlike some BIG megacorporations like Amazon). L.D. You are in luck! We still have a decent number of the Ditsey Formal Necktie in the warm clementine pattern that you had been looking for. Sales have been amazing on this product ever since about 4:50 am this morning. We can't understand the sudden demand but suspect it may be linked to some type of momentous announcement.  |
Date: 9/17/2022 5:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 55251
Wow. What a day! And I can proudly say I was here to witness it. Just looking at my souvenir mug reminds me of the J.O.T.W and I have a little chuckle to myself. In fact, whenever I wear my Hey Larry t-shirt, everyone points and laughs at me. I highly recommend grabbing a few while you can. Hey Larry even autographed mine! Although the crayon washed off in the laundry.  |
Date: 9/17/2022 5:18:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
You really must be slipping. What happened to the special edition Depends with the I Heart Larry or 100 JOTW’s Can’t Be Wrong on the backside? Who’s looking after you in the dungeon these days?  |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:23:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Morphix! Thanks for all the orders. You have now reached Gold status and future orders will receive a 12% discount! The autograph in crayon? That's just his sneaky way of ensuring that all of your clothing looks like it has been tie-dyed. He has this "thing" about tie-dye. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
So sorry Morphix, Hekler is too cheap to run to the dollar store and get some permanent markers. And lucky you, besides paint chips, crayons are part of his daily diet . Facsimile prints with both signatures ( myself and your choice of Kronk or L.D. ) are available upon request at no extra charge. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Lol! Tie Dye and coworkers that is, |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Special Edition Depends? That's a GREAT idea! Let me take this down to engineering and design. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I get the vegetable flavored crayons that are now available from Amazon. No more peeling or parboiling. Ready to go in their own snack tin. My fave is the spinach color. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 6:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! Dog, why would you even want a necktie like that? "L.D."---`Cause it's cool, man. kronk---It ain't "that" cool! Is everything alright at home? Want to confide in me, or something? "L.D."---No, I assure you that all is well. I'm actually buying the necktie as part of a Halloween costume. kronk---Oh, yeah. What sort of costume? "L.D."--- I'm going for the "classic English pirate look," and I thought the necktie would be a nice touch, and I figured even if something went wrong and I can't find the rest of the costume, I can always smoke the necktie. kronk---You're a pretty smart k-9. You know that? "L.D."---Of course. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Hemp….. it was good enough for our forefathers! Yo dawg! |
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Date: 9/17/2022 8:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...you can also use that tie as a snare if you ever get lost in the wild and need to capture food. Life is much easier for vegetarians but I still enjoy watching them when they're stalking a carrot. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 8:52:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...if you are truly going for a classic English pirate look, might I suggest checking out our line of wooden legs and eye patches? Hey Larry recently rented one (eye patch) but didn't disclose what he was going to use it for, I think he was, in an abstract manner, attempting to show one of the women at his work that he had an eye for her. I wonder if his big plan paid off. |
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Date: 9/18/2022 6:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Not exactly, that’s why I Had eye surgery last May. |
Date: 9/19/2022 4:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
Adora needs the mug. I need the shirt!  |
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Date: 9/20/2022 8:08:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
..Hey there SmoknJoe! Good to see you back again! I'm having a special promo on the mugs. Please ask Adora if she wants her photo on the opposite side of the mug. |
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