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Date: 9/17/2022 6:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
Congratulations on 100 jokes! Also, congratulations to Hekler for his upcoming 100 comments. But, I believe Hekler usually has 100 comments for every Hey Larry post. So, congratulations to Hekler for his upcoming 100,000 comments! Also, I like the cheese joke, it aged like a fine cheddar.  |
Date: 9/17/2022 6:52:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ah, a true USMer that appreciates good humor! Thanks for dropping by Morphix, and speaking of cheese, don’t pull Hekler’s finger should he he ask.  |
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Date: 9/17/2022 6:54:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...oh... wow. I was expecting go-go girls, a chorus line or at least a free t-shirt. "It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!" "It came without packages, boxes or bags!" And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before! "Maybe the JOTW," he thought, "doesn't come from a store." "Maybe the JOTW...perhaps...means a little bit more! I then came back to my senses and decided that, in my shock at seeing such a pedestrian offering, I was just trying to delude myself. Remember folks...this is what happens when you put Scrooge McDuck in charge of your party planning.  |
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Date: 9/17/2022 7:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What ever do you mean? It’s No Green Eggs & Ham, No Dr. Suess I’m no fan of SPAM I keep things nice I keep them simple Go boil some rice And then pop the pimple ( on your you know where) Rember folks, the JOTW is brought to you each week , commercial free and at no expense to your purse or wallet. Hekler has yet to realize that Bitter “ Whine” is the by- product of Sour Grapes. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 7:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...anyway, thanks for all the jokes! I'm dying of laughter here. The doctor told me that there is an operation that can save me but it's risky. Has anyone here heard of a "Stupidectomy"? |
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Date: 9/17/2022 7:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
https://c.tenor.com/YLNWFVmAG5QAAAAC/pimple-face.gif |
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Date: 9/17/2022 7:55:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes. It derives from a Canadian term meaning Village Idiocracy. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 8:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
More commonly known as the removal of an idiot from the village permanently.... |
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Date: 9/17/2022 12:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you were born in California? Or did you say it was Arizona? Anyhow, where are you living now? |
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Date: 9/17/2022 1:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Well ? Did you find one? kronk---Find what? "L.D."---A hundred year old joke. kronk---Yes, of course. "L.D."---Well, then, let's have it. kronk---"A hundred year old couple seeks a divorce. A hundred year old couple enters a lawyers office. After inviting them to sit he asks what he can do for them. They tell him they are seeking to divorce. The lawyer is puzzled and asks how long they've been married for. 79 long years the woman replies. The man adds that they've been deeply unhappy and disinterested in each other for many decades. The lawyer is a bit shocked and asks why after all this time have they chosen to get divorced. The ancient couple exchange a glance and the man says well...we just thought we should wait till the children were dead." "L.D."---Hey Larry  Thanks for a hundred weeks of jokes! Write on.....  |
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Date: 9/17/2022 1:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I liked Kronk's joke more. This is where we all have to ask the question: "is it time for Hey Larry to retire and pass the baton to a person with funnier jokes?" Voting below. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:05:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’m living just south of Canada Hekler. Why do you ask? |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks Kronk & L.D. BTW, did you know the playing golf is a cure for insanity but but somehow manages to increase the use of profanity? That’s one one the many reasons I never play golf. You should hear Hekler’s vocabulary! |
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Date: 9/17/2022 5:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well Hekler, it just so happens that the JOTW is far more popular that a certain former President’s social media outlet. I’d say I’m doing just fine, but I will entertain offers. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 8:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're living just south of Canada? They haven't tracked you down yet? |
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Date: 9/17/2022 8:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...stop picking on my vocabulary! I'll have you know that I have a full understanding of at least 80 words and can hum the rest if required. |
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Date: 9/17/2022 8:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you got a regular guest spot on Truth Social, that would be the nail in their coffin. |
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Date: 9/18/2022 4:10:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
The GPS tracker just slipped off my a ankle. |
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Date: 9/18/2022 4:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yes, but can you hum “ Don’t Go Breaking My Heart “ while riding a unicycle and juggling three chainsaws? |
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Date: 9/18/2022 4:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Always the optimist, aren’t you? |
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Date: 9/18/2022 6:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I didn't know that, about golf. I tried it once. Seems like it "could" be a very interesting game. "L.D."---If you think it could be interesting, why don't you play, anymore? kronk---Can't afford to. All I ever did was "hook and slice," and I lost my balls. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/18/2022 6:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You know Kronk, the only interest in golf I ever had was the movie “ Caddy Shack.” |
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Date: 9/18/2022 7:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I never much cared for golf much myself beyond sneaking onto the courses late at night, swimming in the ponds to retrieve balls and then selling them to the golfers the next day. |
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Date: 9/18/2022 7:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I bet you wouldn’t try that at a golf course in Florida. |
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Date: 9/19/2022 2:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...no I wouldn't/. I'm not the typical Floridian. |
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Date: 9/19/2022 2:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And you still have all your limbs and appendages. |
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Date: 9/20/2022 8:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...plus a few extra bucks in my pocket. It was a win/win time in my life. |
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Date: 9/23/2022 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
We can truthfully say that "We were here," for the 100th JOTW presentation. "L.D."---Yes, indeed. Quite the honor, for sure. The poetry was exemplary, also. Wouldn't you agree? kronk---Exemplary, indeed. Bully! "L.D."--- |
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Date: 9/23/2022 4:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---What? |
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