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Date: 9/10/2022 9:51:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well after checking my post after several hours when originally posted , I am now left to conclude that I’ve scared away The Usual Suspects that would have left a reply by now. That or there’s a phantom blue light special in their respective areas that couldn’t be fended off!  |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:43:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess I've made you wait long enough for an inquiring mind. Please continue to wait.  |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...still waiting??? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...what are you wearing? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do you like tofu? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...what about golfing? Do you like to golf? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do you often lurk in cemeteries? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...do you have some kind of dog complex? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...God complex. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:51:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...whichever one fits then. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:52:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...here's a test: Do you like to chase cars? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...or do you smite people mentally? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:54:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:54:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:54:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:54:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:55:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:56:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:56:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:57:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:57:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:57:00 AM ( From Author )
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Date: 9/10/2022 11:58:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Now buy a vowel to solve the puzzle. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 12:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...all right, I'll play your game. I'd like to buy a J. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 12:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you have to learn English. Pig Latin has been phased out for a loooooong time. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 12:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I still can't quite get it. It sort of looks like it should read "that joke sucked" but I can't figure out what language you've written it in. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 12:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
J as in Jerk? That close, but try again! |
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Date: 9/10/2022 12:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was trying to speak Loon, Canadian slang…. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 12:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
First, take a long walk on a short pier. Get back to me when you dry off. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 1:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Wow! That was just a mean thing to say. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 2:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess I'll be the bigger man here and offer my sincerest apologies as well as a gift for you: https://image1.masterfile.com/getImage/NjQ5LTA2MzUzMzQ4ZW4uMDAwMDAwMDA=AFtWJ7/649-06353348en_Masterfile.jpg |
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Date: 9/10/2022 2:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And a tactful response….. http://theawarenesscenter.blogspot.com/2011/02/im-rubber-youre-glue-self-protection.html |
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Date: 9/10/2022 2:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
See you on the playground at recess then? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 3:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...so then, I TRIPLE DOG DARED him to do it: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EpYmCUcXEAAGSCg.jpg |
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Date: 9/10/2022 3:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...this is the eighth time he's fallen for it. Attention deficit disorder??? |
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Date: 9/10/2022 4:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I was out back practicing with Red Ryder b- b Gun. Squirrels never hold still for too long. |
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Date: 9/10/2022 4:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, looking out the kitchen window and screaming at all the alley cats getting in the trash cans again? CADD. |
Date: 9/10/2022 5:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I remember, one of the places that I was inserted into, bordered one of those grand old cemeteries. Some of the stone markers dated back to the American civil war. "L.D."---Is this the one about the sheep? kronk---Yes, it is. "L.D."---Man that sheep was so tasty. kronk---Do you mind? "L.D."---Please proceed. kronk---Ugh! Anyway, One cold winter evening, I decided that I "needed" one of those sickeningly rich, cream filled, dark chocolate covered candies. (You know the kind? Sure, you do.) Sooooooo, I set off, just as the sun set and since the neighborhood grocery store closed in fifteen minutes, I decided to save time by cutting through the cemetery. No big deal; I'd done it many times. "L.D."---C'mon, man. Get to the part about the sheep! kronk---Patience, grasshopper. "L.D."---Ugh! kronk---So, I crossed onto the cemetery property and made for the gate on the other side. I'd gone only a few yards through the familiar headstones, when I heard something unusual. It sounded like something hard, striking the old crumbling brick tomb near the gate. The one with no name, and with weeds and graffiti that the caretaker never bothered to maintain. I... "L.D."---The sheep, man! Get to the sheep, will ya! kronk---Would you please leave the room? I'm trying to tell a story, here. Sheeeeesh.... "L.D."---Not sheeeeesh! SHEEP! kronk---By then, the day was about gone and seemed that the closer I got to the old tomb, the louder the sound got. I started to break and run, but... "L.D."----What do you mean, started to? You did break and run, and then you tripped and stubbed your toe on PFC Theo Blackburn's headstone and then you saw "it," screamed like a little girl, and wet your pants. kronk---I thought it was a ghost. "L.D."---It was one of the sheep that the caretakers kept in the cemetery to keep the grass down. It was, in fact, a ram and it was beating it's head against that old tomb, like rams will do. kronk---Well, you may as well finish the story, since you've taken over the narrative. "L.D."---Kronk didn't dare go into the grocery store with wet pants and a bloody toe, so he went back home and the store closed before he could change pants and bandage his toe. When he went home, I stayed behind and killed the sheep and ate it.  |
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Date: 9/11/2022 6:11:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Who knew a stroll through a graveyard to satisfy your craving for an ultimate sweet wound up making you the “ butt” of a cruel joke. So next time you whistle past the next cemetery you’ll know that the wool can’t be pulled over your eyes! |
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Date: 9/11/2022 5:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Are 'we" considered to be "the usual suspects?" kronk---I suppose that we could indeed be considered as such. "L.D."---Man, I can't stop thinking about that sheep. kronk---Will you please forget about that sheep and eat your "SPAM!" "L.D."---Do "they" make a mutton flavored SPAM? kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/11/2022 6:13:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Next week is Hey Larry's 100th JOTW. kronk---That "has" to be some sort of milestone. "L.D."---I agree. We should send him one of those big cakes and have "A.O.C." pop out of it. kronk---"Any Old Crone?" Why would you do something like that to Hey Larry? Besides "Nancy Patricia" is going up to "The Red Triangle," to "swim with the fishes." "L.D."---Why would she do that? Doesn't she know that place is dangerous? kronk---She's hosting a fund raiser to re-elect "Joe (blow all the money) Biden. Besides, great white sharks are allergic to gin. "L.D."---"I'd pay a nickel to see that." |
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Date: 9/11/2022 6:50:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You can give me all your Spam, cuz I love it! Where’s the group of Vikings that’s supposed to break out in chorus? |
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Date: 9/11/2022 6:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL! No cake for me thank you, but you could send it Media Mail to The Great White North and watch the fun happen when AOC tries to re enter w/ out a passport! I never knew sharks were allergic to gin either, W. C. Fields could’ve swam across the ocean and saved money when he toured Europe. |
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Date: 9/13/2022 6:08:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I like a good fried SPAM sandwich, every now and then, myself. "L.D."---You also eat vanilla ice cream, topped with anchovies. kronk---Hey, dog; Don't knock it `till you try it. "L.D."---Hey, man; back off. Don't breathe on me! kronk---BURP "L.D."---You're disgusting. kronk---BBBBB UUUUUU RRRRRR PPPPPPP..... "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/13/2022 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I want to ride through one of those drive thru a car washes. kronk---Ugh! We don't even own a car. Why would you want to do that, anyway? "L.D."---It's the rainbow colored soap that "they" use. It makes me think of Elton John's "Tiny Dancer." kronk---Far out! Let's call a cab and go to "Wild Wash," on Sepulveda. "L.D."---My man! |
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Date: 9/13/2022 6:31:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: A.O.C. could do all the goofy faces and bug eyed rants she wanted. "The Royal Canadian Mounted Police" don't play. Kronk is off to California. He is planning to disguise himself as a great white shark and attack the Speaker of the House of the United States of America. I'm planning to steal her old man's car. |
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Date: 9/13/2022 6:40:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk---Well? "L.D."---I'm not sure that any of our comments are relevant. kronk---Of course, they're relevant. We're less than two months away from Halloween. "L.D."---Cool! Let's post some more. kronk---I have to get to sleep early. Tomorrow, "the Capitan" wants the brass polished. |
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