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Date: 9/6/2022 5:22:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 What the article didn’t mention was how the step mother kept drinking all the beer! |
Date: 9/6/2022 11:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
What's wrong with you, now? You're not fretting over those pop-up adds, again, are you? kronk---I'm slowly losing it, and those adds are not helping matters, either. I mean, "why" would "they" place a pop-up add about some wild game, automatic feeder that holds over 300 lbs. of corn and something about "Angie Dickinson" tuning 100 and "this is her, now," on the same page? "L.D." You "really" do need professional help; you know that, don't you. Anyway, aren't you going to comment on "Hey Larry's" post? kronk---Yes, you're right. Hey Larry I'd like to get that dude's address, or phone number. Imagine what we could do with "something" that would encourage people to talk to inanimate objects. I know a bunch of bored freaks that would pay big, to indulge in that kind of weirdness. I mean, a "talking dog" is one thing, but a talking refrigerator that drinks beer, too. We could make a fortune. "L.D."---Yep...The House of Representatives and the senate would be our best customers. kronk---My dog. |
Date: 9/7/2022 4:41:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I suggest that we partake in past episodes of “Pee Wee’s Playhouse “ for some inspiration when it comes to inanimate objects that talk. That dude has probably been relieved of that possessed fridge by now anyway so we’ll have to create something of our own, like a ‘57 Plymouth Fury perhaps? Plenty of room in the trunk for hauling beer. |
Date: 9/7/2022 5:05:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Right on, with that `57 Fury! I dig the wings and the front bumper. I'm fantasizing about a "bone & tan" one. "L.D."---Right on, man. "I got me a car, it's as big as a whale and we're heading on down to "The Love Shack!" (B-52's) kronk---Ride on, my dog! |
Date: 9/7/2022 7:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm seeing a script for a rollicking sitcom: https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/52342256383_bb830d72fa_o.jpg |
Date: 9/7/2022 7:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I NEED that refrigerator. I've been looking for years for another thing that complains to me to balance out my Feng Shui. |
Date: 9/7/2022 7:51:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 That idea of yours should be sponsored by Frigidaire. |
Date: 9/7/2022 7:53:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 A mini fridge compliments any man cave, just don’t have more people over than you can keep cold beer handy is all. |
Date: 9/19/2022 4:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 54570
That could make someone loose weight. everytime you open it moans graons and boos would make you not want anything |
Date: 9/19/2022 4:47:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Body shaming may lead to bulimia, or the fridge may be like that scene from the first “ Ghostbusters “ movie…. |
Date: 9/22/2022 5:33:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Feng Shui" Cool! I like "homogenizing" with my surroundings. kronk---The word is "harmonizing," not homogenizing. "L.D."---You're not homogenizing. kronk---Ugh! |
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