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Date: 9/5/2022 5:32:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Just a reminder, summer is just about over and cooler weather will be setting in. DRESS appropriately!  |
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Date: 9/5/2022 9:21:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...well, here we go. With a greater than usual level of insensitivity, you make this post about men being arrested for appearing in public in varying degrees of dress or undress as the case may be. This is the topic to which you expect people to respond but in reality, you are just taking an oblique dig at me once again. In your first reply to yourself (in an effort to make the reply count look less pathetic) you make that snide remark advising us to "DRESS appropriately. I only showed you that photo to proove to you that I supported a charitable cause: https://i.pinimg.com/originals/1f/4c/9c/1f4c9c7f93cfcf37b4fc77d8aeb7e794.jpg This is not the dress that I usually wear so it would be much appreciated if you would just drop the matter. How would YOU like it if I was rude to you all the time?  |
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Date: 9/5/2022 9:24:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess I've been looking at too many pictures of cows lately and now I'm beginning to talk like one. How can I prooove this to you? |
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Date: 9/5/2022 9:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...and you may also stop calling me "Middle Age Crisis Barbie" |
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Date: 9/5/2022 9:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
I'll be old age soon enough. The clock is ticking and I hope I don't become alarmed. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 9:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
WOW! Look at that reply count now! That should draw in a few unsuspecting suckers. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But you are rude to me all of the time. May I remind you that if you don't like my posts about your unusual friends and relatives, then stop sending those emails and threatening letters. Oh, and have a nice day. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:23:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You are just " milking it" for all its worth. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ok, how about " Middle Age Change of Life Karen?" |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I believe your time has run out. Got any senior homes picked out? |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:27:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Drew you in, didn't It? |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I was checking out a senior's home in Detroit and the price was right but the plumbing and electrical had been stripped. I was told that it was "camping". |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
your posts are like quicksand. You need someone else to help you get out. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 10:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
in response to your suggestion for a different nickname, I'll compromise. You can call me MACOLK. Sounds Klingon, doesn't it? |
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Date: 9/5/2022 12:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
But that place in Detroit has free air conditioning...... |
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Date: 9/5/2022 12:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Quicksand eh? Well at least it's not like walking into a minefield. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 12:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I thought that might have been slang for what orbits around the planet Uranus..... |
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Date: 9/5/2022 1:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...a minefield??? Is that anything like the sandbox you had as a child? The other kids would come over to play with you and all they ever heard was MINE MINE MINE! |
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Date: 9/5/2022 1:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...F.Y.I...Uranus has 27 moons. Do you really need another? |
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Date: 9/5/2022 1:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It was mine until the neighborhood cats started using it as a litterbox. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 1:59:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
litter box. If I get to name it Keith. |
Date: 9/5/2022 5:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I just can't figure out why it is that "some" people go so far as to use their naked body as a weapon."L.D."---Ugh! If that's the case, man, then you are "the" most dangerous person in the world. You "are" the "Love Removal Machine!" kronk---I love "The Cult!" C'mon dog! Let's boogie! "L.D."---Stay away from me!  |
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Date: 9/5/2022 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! Hey Larry mentioned your cousin "Jose O." in his post kronk---Oh, yeah. What'd he do, this time? "L.D."---Crashed some woman's truck, feel asleep and scared her pretty bad with one of his nightmares. kronk---He was probably dreaming about "Nancy Patricia," again. "L.D."---He was only partially clothed and "they" arrested him. kronk---Figures. Got any money to bail him out? "L.D."---I spent my last seven dollars on pizza. kronk---Don't worry about Jose. His sister drives a truck for "Meals on Wheels," and his brother "Karo," is a lawyer. He'll probably be eating better than us, and be back out on the street, before supper. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 9/5/2022 6:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, L.D., I blame all those interpretative dancing/ avant-garde artists. Just when you think that they are no longer on the horizon, you take a deep breath of relief only to turn around and up pops another. |
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Date: 9/5/2022 6:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Hey! Do you think Jose’s sister to score me a meal or two? I can’t afford Schwann’s home delivery so that would be best. And I promise that I will be fully clothed and sober. |
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Date: 9/6/2022 11:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I want to dress up and go walking a strange neighborhood. kronk---I don't think so. Last time we did that, I got assaulted by no less than seven love starved k-9 s. "L.D."---How is that my fault? kronk---You were dressed up as a pregnant Samoyed, complete with musk. "L.D."---Musk, as in "Elon?" kronk---No. Must, as in "rot. |
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Date: 9/6/2022 12:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "Jose O's" sister holds a "day old" sale, every day, at the end of her shift. You can get most of the extra meals for half price, or less. "L.D."---Hey Larry, I wouldn't buy any of those meals until the weather turns cold. Her truck is the only one without A/C. The other day, she tried to get me to buy a meal and while we were haggling over a price, the meal up and walked away. |
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Date: 9/6/2022 2:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ugh…. |
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Date: 9/7/2022 5:27:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry You must understand that my talking dog considers four day old road kill, to be the equivalent of our "Chanel No 5." "L.D."---My second cousin, Botha, from South Africa, sent me four pounds of fermented Aardvark, the other day. Want some? kronk---Ugh! No wonder the "caracara" have been circling the place. |
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