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Date: 8/27/2022 4:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'll settle for the stroke.  |
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Date: 8/27/2022 4:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...just to clarify things, how young are these women to which you refer? |
Date: 8/27/2022 5:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
What happened to the voice of reason?  |
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Date: 8/27/2022 5:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
In answer to your burning question, young enough to out run you before you have a stroke….. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 5:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the voice of reason is muted after you hit 60. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 5:16:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...can they outrun a modified scooter? |
Date: 8/27/2022 6:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 55251
If you think you're having a stroke, it's probably all in your head.  |
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Date: 8/27/2022 7:02:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Unless they’re tied down to the train tracks then yes, faster than a speeding bullet. And as far as the mute goes, don’t you a button for the volume? |
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Date: 8/27/2022 7:04:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Lol Morphix, so true. |
Date: 8/27/2022 8:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I make it a point to only date females who are over the age of twenty four years."L.D."---HA HA.. What a lie! You couldn't get a twenty five year old female to even look at you, if you were covered from head to toe with hundred dollar bills! kronk---Oh, yeah! How about if I was covered from head to toe with hundred dollar bills, AND was sitting on eighteen large burlap sacks that were filled to capacity with hundred dollar bills? "L.D."---Maybe? More than likely, the female would drug you, take all the money, wrap you up in the sacks (with a couple of heavy stones) and toss you in the river. kronk---Ok, smart guy. The female would "have" to look at me to accomplish all that, wouldn't they? "L.D."---Not necessarily. For 20% of the take, I'd do all the heavy work for `em. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 8/27/2022 8:53:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Funny thing Kronk, I found a news article about Jack Whittaker. He was a Texas businessman that won the lottery but kept getting robbed at , um, well places where the cover charge and two drink minimum attracts people of the other side of the border, you know,Canada. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 10:05:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry At first, I though, "What an idiot, that Whitaker guy was. But then, I thought, "What would I do, if I had a net worth of 17 million and then, suddenly acquired another 314 million?" "L.D."---I can tell you exactly what you would have done. kronk---OK! That's enough! I object. The witness's statement would be pure conjecture! "L.D."---Hey; relax, "Perry Mason." Besides, it's all nothing but wishful thinking. You probably don't have enough to pay the light bill. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/27/2022 11:01:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
And it only costs a dollar or two to Dream….. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 11:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...why even spend a dollar when you can just rob Jack Whittaker? Canadians are smart that way. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 11:42:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I had a 25 year old woman look at me last year but I suspect it may have had something to do with the large mirror I was wearing at the time. You learn these tricks over time. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 12:09:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Do you have to register with the local authorities? |
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Date: 8/27/2022 12:12:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...jokes on you! I am the local authorities. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 12:48:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Did you get your “ Special Badge” out of a box of Cracker Jack? |
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Date: 8/27/2022 2:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I collected 100 Ovaltine labels. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 4:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I won eighty dollars "once." I had bought once dollar's worth of tickets and got four numbers right. I ha crumbled the ticket up in my pant pocket and forgot about. Then, when I got home I emptied my pockets into the trash can. Later, I remembered that I had purchased a ticket and looked for the ticket for about five hours I was about to give up, when I thought of the trash can and there it was; covered in coffee grounds, gravy and, well, it was covered with "other stuff," too. "They" ended up giving me the money, but insisted that I leave the store immediately. "L.D."---Man, that is so gross! I would have never told that story. Ugh! kronk---I bought eighty dollars worth of cheap beer and got "Mr. Noe's" pigs, stinking drunk. "L.D." Hey, cool! Money well spent! kronk---The pigs thought so.  |
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Date: 8/27/2022 4:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sounds like a life well lived. One day, I may find my pot of gold in a trash can, then I can afford to prank a certain Canadian nemesis. |
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Date: 8/27/2022 6:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Man! Your typing is atrocious! kronk---I'm trying. "L.D."---Try hardeer! kronk---You mean, "hard dear," doncha"? "L.D."---Ugh! |
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