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Date: 8/17/2022 7:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Very entertaining none the less. Beats trying to convince Hekler to exchange my dollars for me and return the Canadian rate so I can invest in Lunar Real Estate.  |
Date: 8/17/2022 11:36:00 AM
From Authorid: 4995
I LOVE IT KRONK!!! Always a delight.. Even if you just pulled random words put of a hat it's brilliant and made me smile!  |
Date: 8/18/2022 4:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Thank you, man. Sometimes, I just ain't got enough to do."L.D."---You could take a course in "sentence structure." An "ant" is an insect from the family Formicidae, and has nothing, whatsoever, to do with your lifestyle. kronk---That's easy for you to say. "L.D."---I wanna' live on the moon. kronk---Just say "want to," will you. "L.D."---OK...I want to live on the moon. kronk---No!  |
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Date: 8/18/2022 4:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Celtic Princess Thank you, so much, lady. Yep, I'm about as random as they come, but if it drew a smile, well then, that's good. |
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Date: 8/18/2022 8:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I promised LD that I wasn't going to blow the charade but then, after some deep thought, I felt it was my duty to inform you, Kronk, about your "best friend's" deceit. See, LD sent me $5.00 USD ($20.00 CDN) if I would just PLEASE reply to this post. After reading the swill that Kronk had written, I found myself liking it quite well and so, got to feeling really guilty about accepting the cash. I will refund you in any Canadian craft beer of your choosing as long as it tastes like old motor oil. It shouldn't be a difficult decision. BTW, this wo-Phat sounds like an interesting character. Will we be seeing more of him in the future?  |
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Date: 8/18/2022 8:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Kronk! Me again. Celtic Princess' reply to this post triggered a flashback to my days watching Sesame St. Instead of pulling words out of a hat, there were all these little bats that had letters on the front of them and they'd flutter around and then line up to spell words. Did you ever work for Jim Henson? |
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Date: 8/18/2022 8:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...and then again, the bat thingy may just be a false memory going back to my days as Elvis. Images come and go. Who knows what is real any more. Just to see if I can get confirmation on the existence of those bats on Sesame St., I should go to the pro and ask Hey Larry. He'll know. |
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Date: 8/19/2022 7:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Thanks for the contribution. Last time I threw my hat down, I cleared $2.04, one 8 oz. plastic water bottle and a slightly used mullet. The cash was given to me by a retired english teacher who paid me to "cease and desist." Hey, I took the money. I ain't proud. "L.D."---It was actually pretty amusing to watch. If that kid had thrown the mullet with just a little more curve, it would have hit kronk right in the mouth. kronk---HaHa |
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Date: 8/19/2022 7:26:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I have never had the pleasure of working with Mr. Hensen. Very interesting about the "alphabet bats," though. "L.D."---Kronk is forever "seeing" bats, where there really are no bats. In fact, he thinks that he can transform "into" a bat. kronk---Don't knock it, `till you try it, dog. Last full moon, there was a mosquito hatch at the 24th street reservoir and they were the huge "beach mosquitoes." I ate `till I thought I was gonna' pop. "L.D."---This is what I have to put up with. Ugh! |
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Date: 8/19/2022 7:40:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "Wo-Phat" is actually one of the talking dog's cronies. Last I heard, "Phat" had bribed his way into a "questionable" medical school, somewhere in California. "L.D."---That's just a rumor. "Phat" can't stand the sight of blood. I have it on good authority that he's been put under "house arrest," at "Madame Speaker's" house. kronk---I should have known! That bum is trying to put a move on "Nancy Patricia!" Get my agent on the line, right away! I want a "ticket to ride," right away! "L.D."---You don't have an agent kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 8/19/2022 4:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 53836
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Date: 8/19/2022 9:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I don't mean to be insensitive by drawing internet attention to a person's misfortunes but you may want to contact Hey Larry and see if you can strike up a deal on that slightly used mullet. Just to confirm, we ARE talking about the hairpiece and not the fish, right? |
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Date: 8/19/2022 9:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...funny thing...last night while attempting to go to sleep, counting sheep, all of a sudden the sheep are replaced in my mind with all these alphabet bats that flutter over fences and line up to spell "go to sleep". I awaken from a nightmare that I am being attacked by the Romulans. I then realize that I hadn't put my cockatiel's cover on properly the night before. It seemed so real. |
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Date: 8/19/2022 9:26:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...let Nancy go. It was never in the stars for the two of you. She has now found her true soul-mate and a case of gin that she had forgotten that she had purchased at an auction. It's time to heal and then move on. |
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Date: 8/20/2022 4:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
They weren’t bats Hekler. They’re flying monkeys. Mullets are making a comeback and have I got a deal for you, I know a fellow who’s related to Mr. Haney from Hooverville and he can hook us up! |
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Date: 8/20/2022 12:49:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I sure wish the mullet that got thrown would have been a hair piece. Unfortunately, it was a fish and probably weighed about four pounds. I tried to catch the guy who threw it, but I was temporarily blinded from the blow and the dude made off on a jet ski. Some people have absolutely no appreciation for the arts. "L.D."---Art? Is that what you call what you were doing? kronk---Go away, dog. You're bothering me. I'm about to sic "the bats" on you. "L.D."---Guano! |
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Date: 8/20/2022 1:07:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler You may be right, man. The other day, I delivered thirty pounds of red velvet cake ice cream to "Madame Speaker," and she tells me; "Thanks so much, Jeffrey." So, I'm thinking: "What else does she know about me, besides my middle name?" "L.D."---Hekler is correct. Let her go. She's too much woman for you, anyway. You get winded going up one flight of stairs. kronk---So, you're the one! I knew it! Too many times, did you return smelling like "Guerlain Sous Le Vent." |
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Date: 8/20/2022 1:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
SpaceCase Duckie, dear! So good to read you, daughter! I'm still "working for comments." Welcome back, to "The Show that Never Ends." "L.D."---...and starving to death! Kronk---Ugh! SpaceCase, meet my "talking dog." |
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Date: 8/21/2022 7:39:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...would you be able to stitch that fish onto a hair net? You could then offer it to Hey Larry as a "swimming" new high fashion accessory from Paris. You know how vain the guy is and he'd probably pay up to $8.00 for it. (Don't forget about his "frugality". You could name it "Le Magnetique du la Chicks" |
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Date: 8/21/2022 1:11:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I was going to put that poor mullet out of it's misery, (It's tail fin got bitten off by a bonnet head shark) but "L.D." insisted on putting the mullet in a fishbowl, on the coffee table and feeding it flies. "L.D."---Hekler For eight dollars (plus $17.75, shipping and handling) I can send "Hey Larry" a 5x9 picture of "Stubby," (catchy name, ugh?) eating a horsefly.kronk---That's kinda' steep, ain't it? "L.D."---Not really. "We must all learn to bleed, a little, if things are ever going to get better." Kronk---Didn't Joe (blow all "your" money) Biden say that? "L.D."---I think that quote can be attributed to "Nurse Ratched." kronk---We need to talk. |
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Date: 8/21/2022 2:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...I know that I would be interested enough to pay $25.75 for a photo of Stubby eating a horsefly but I'll let Hey Larry decide first. Do you by any chance have a shot of an great white shark chewing on the fantail of a sailboat? I'm thinking of sending the wife on an all expenses paid pleasure cruise. |
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Date: 8/21/2022 2:57:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
*need the name of the boat. |
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Date: 8/21/2022 4:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I used to have a picture of a white shark eating a sailboat, but "L.D." ran short of cash, a while back, and raided my portfolio. The name of this particular sailing vessel was "SV MIGHTY TASTY," and she was out of "Redwood City, California." As best as I can remember, there were no human fatalities, although the shark (estimated at 18 meters) was found in nearby waters, a day later, floating "belly up" and on the point of death. "L.D."---What could have caused the death of such a magnificent beast? kronk---Indigestion. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 8/21/2022 5:51:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...speaking of indigestion... um...Kronk...would you mind if I had a private word with LD? He's gone? Okay, here's the situation...There have been reports of a man that has been stalking Liz Cheney. I saw a blurred video but it sure does look like Kronk. I think he's on a wild rebound from Nancy Pelosi. Please be gentle with him. |
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Date: 8/21/2022 6:26:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: I've heard a little something about the video that you mentioned. My informant is close to a high ranking politico in the town of Tivoli, Texas. She asks to remain anonymous, because if word got out that she had "loose lips," her neck would be wrung and she'd be boiled in a pot with dumplings. kronk---Ugh! You've been pumping the mayor's hen, for information, again, I see. Oh, and chickens don't have lips, either. "L.D."---I thought that you were on a plane to China to visit "Fang Fang?" kronk---Yeah, well, I got "bumped" by that rat Swalwell... Hekler That wasn't me in the video. It was Beto O'rourke. I could never get next to "Liz Chaney." She looks too much like "Dick." |
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Date: 8/21/2022 9:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I don't know Kronk. The mayor's hen has always been a reliable source of information in the past... |
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Date: 8/22/2022 8:49:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler The mayor's hen will say anything for a double handful of "Henny Penny Scratch Chickenfeed." "L.D."---Oh, yeah! How do you think I found out about you and "Fang Fang?" Why are you so hard on "Beto?" kronk---Well, for one thing, I don't think he "really" cares about the Great State of TEXAS! "L.D."---Seems to me that he's on the rebound, these days. He was a very disturbed youth. kronk---"Is" still a very disturbed youth. (Fang Fang knows him, too. She said that he still wets the bed.) "L.D."---How much do you think "The Brampton Guardian" would pay for that story? |
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Date: 6/22/2023 5:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
WOW! Just, WOW! "L.D."---What's up with you, man? kronk---I haven't had so many comments on a post in ages. "L.D."---Give me $4.75. Kronk---Why? "L.D."---I need a burger, fries, and a soda, and I only have $15.25. kronk---And you can't buy a burger, fries and a soda for $15.25? "L.D."---Man, you been living in the past, or what? What year do you think this is; 2020? kronk---Ugh! |
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