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Hey Larry’s JOTW #94

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(8/6/2022 1:25:00 AM)
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I was awoken this morning by a loud banging on my front door.

Got up and someone was there yelling and screaming in terror “Help! Help! there is a crazy person trying to kidnap me.” They kept screaming and yelling at the top of their lungs and banging on the door.

It Finally got so annoying I unlocked the door and let them out.

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Date: 8/6/2022 1:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I think you've been told more than once that capturing people just
to tell them what you refer to as "jokes" is a no-no. You're a bad man!

Go sit in your corner!

  
Date: 8/6/2022 2:01:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...if I had a rolled-up newspaper, you'd look a little more repentant.

  
Date: 8/6/2022 2:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...and it's dollar store food for your dinner tonight pal!
The Gravy Train is going to Kronk's dog.
Let this be a lesson to you.

  
Date: 8/6/2022 2:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I was merely helping a stranger get a green card and work visa, is that really bad?.  
Date: 8/6/2022 2:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Don’t roll that newspaper up just yet, I wan5 to read it with my morning coffee.  
Date: 8/6/2022 2:26:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    While you’re at the dollar store, get m3 a bag of the artificial caramels, they make a great stopper for leaks.  
Date: 8/6/2022 7:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...instead of artificial caramels, have you ever considered investing in a package of Depends?

  
Date: 8/6/2022 8:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    LOL! Not the type of leaks I had in mind...  
Date: 8/6/2022 9:24:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry That's a good one, man.

"L.D."---Yes, it is a good one. Reminds me of the time that your Uncle Zakhar invited us to a family reunion, at his estate in the Carpathian Mountains.

kronk---That was a rough time, for sure. He got everyone inside, then, locked all the doors and disappeared. Took us two weeks to find the way out.

"L.D."---Yeah; your Great Aunt Agafya brought her thirty six cats with her, to the reunion. And, it's a good thing she did, `cause we had to eat twenty eight of
`em, before we found the way out.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 8/6/2022 11:36:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    That begs the question L.D., is there a feline cookbook? Better yet, what type of felines go with what type of wine? Then again, are there vegetarian alternatives? One must know these things if they are to be stranded in difficult situations.  
Date: 8/6/2022 5:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Personally, I'm not much on cat, although, Cousin Constantine and I shared the liver from a "Turkish longhair," served with "fava beans and a nice
chianti," and it really wasn't too bad.

"L.D."---Cats give me "hair balls."

kronk---Ugh!
  

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