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Date: 8/2/2022 6:19:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 You would think that President Biden could have helped this guy out by offering his Presidential motorcade to carry out this mission. |
Date: 8/2/2022 5:35:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I'll have a couple of whatever it was that "Corey" had. One for me, and one for the dog. "L.D."---Where do you come off with, "one for the dog?" I have a name, you know! kronk---Sorry, bra. I forgot myself. Stuff ain't bad, is it? "L.D."---RASTA! |
Date: 8/2/2022 11:13:00 PM From Authorid: 7710 Good to see you are still around, Hey Larry! |
Date: 8/3/2022 4:38:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I thought it might have been the exhaust fumes from the truck he stole…… |
Date: 8/3/2022 4:39:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Great to see you Gungan, please drop by in anytime. |
Date: 8/4/2022 5:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---I like "Annie Lennox." kronk---She does have a very fine voice. "L.D."---When she sings that song by "Procol Harum," I get goosebumps. kronk---Ugh! You get goosebumps when someone says "raw meat." "L.D."---Got any? |
Date: 8/5/2022 4:20:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I like that song “ I Saved The World Today”. |
Date: 8/6/2022 12:50:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have heard about Joe Biden's telepathic powers. Did you know that he was distantly related to Aquaman? I wouldn't make this up. Anyhoo, I can understand the government's concern right now as tensions between the U.s. and China are at an all-time high. Wallmart continues to pressure the Chinese sweatshops into cutting costs and providing free shipping. This will not end well. I looked for a photo of the Chinese Dragons and they are a formidable looking lot. I don't think the aliens stand a chance: https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/deadliestfiction/images/e/e2/Triads_new.png/revision/latest?cb=20201109200355 |
Date: 8/6/2022 12:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...okay, just for comparative purposes, here's a link to a photo of the aliens. https://ocweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/6456201_mexicanmafiaojedaprison.jpg (photo courtesy of Texas Department of Alien Catchers) |
Date: 8/6/2022 1:38:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Just a little late to the party, eh Hekler? Hope you brought a note from home. Due to the fact Walmart is the largest employer on this planet, I have no doubt that they are turning the heat up as would any empire seeking to maintain their grip on global domination. Even Aquaman works for them part time in the pet care department next to the goldfish tanks. One can only hope that pseudo President Trump doesn’t get involved and ask his little friend in N. Korea to run as his V.Presidential candidate…. |
Date: 8/6/2022 2:07:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're always mean to me! Why are you being such a poopy-head? |
Date: 8/6/2022 2:22:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Where’s the note? Go stand in the corner! |
Date: 8/6/2022 9:52:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you've always got your hand out looking for a bribe. You remind me of someone. |
Date: 8/7/2022 10:53:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 In the words of the someone I remind you of, “ I’m the most persecuted person in the whole world!” So give me all the money you have and support me. |
Date: 8/7/2022 11:46:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Have you been bothering the site members, again? "L.D."---When have I ever bothered anyone? kronk---Well, I was trying to eat my sardines and crackers, a while ago and you planted yourself in front of me and gave me "the stare." "L.D."---That's what my species does when they're hungry; the stare. kronk---How could you have possibly been hungry for my sardines, when I watched you run down and devour two of the mayor's prize roosters, not a half hour before? "L.D."---Muscle memory; I don't know? I may well be "the most persecuted person in the whole world." kronk---I think not. That distinction is reserved for "Mike Pence." |
Date: 8/7/2022 11:57:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 LOL! My hat is off to you both, well done my friends! |
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