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"Who said anything about aliens?"....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(8/1/2022 5:30:00 PM)
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I want a doctor who can make me better.

I'd like to have coffee with you.

I wrote every day, but "they" returned my letters.

I'd rather take a beating than add curry to my stew.


We'll probably come out of this, if we work together.

We best wise up fast, before "they" get too well entrenched.

We'll need to meet in secret and speak of things, besides the weather.

We may have to reign in some of us, before "they" become too incensed.


"They" will stop at nothing, now that "they" have scented the plasma.

"They'll" come in bright sunshine, at night, and on cloudy days.

"They" will pass among us undetected, except for a distinct miasma.

"They'll" divide and subdue the masses, then "they" will round up the strays.

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Date: 8/1/2022 6:52:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Well, I’m not very good poems, but my instinct tells me you’re a fan of John Carpenter movies, “ They Live!”  
Date: 8/2/2022 5:30:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "Always trust your instinct," is what I've always heard. In this case, you hit the nail right on the head.

"L.D."---Should we send "Hey Larry" a pair of the "special" glasses?"

kronk---Sure; "Hey Larry" is undoubtedly one of us. You are one of us, aren't you, "Hey Larry?"
  
Date: 8/3/2022 4:29:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    You see, I take these glasses off, they look like a regular person, doesn't she? Put 'em back on... formaldehyde-face!  
Date: 8/4/2022 5:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: If human beings only knew what manner of weirdness is milling around this planet. The first time I laid eyes on old "Nobody wants Joe, no more, Biden," he was groveling at the feet of the Roman Emperor "Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus."

kronk---Really? I "did" not know that. Pray tell; what was he groveling for?

"L.D."---He was trying to procure a loan to enroll himself at "The University of Bologna."

kronk---Did he succeed?

"L.D."---What do you think?

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 8/5/2022 4:22:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I really need to adopt me a dog, seems I have been missing out on a lot of history.  
Date: 8/5/2022 8:51:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I do enjoy having "L.D." around, EVEN THOUGH he eats meat like a Bengal tiger, doesn't hesitate to bite me, with little, or no provocation and passes
gas like a fruit-fed ape.

"L.D."---Ugh! Nobody's perfect...Can I have some of that burrito?
  

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