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Date: 7/23/2022 5:49:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Yes, it is very warm ,down here on the pond. I've been forced to limit myself to no more than twenty minutes, out of doors, after 0600. Kronk is laid up, with dislocated shoulders and full body cramps. He offered to help a fellow fisherman (who's boat motor blew up) raise his crab pots. The problem is, the guys pots have twenty five pounds of "rebar" attached to the pot, to hold bottom and the pots are set in fifty feet of water. After raising his own pots and the guy's two hundred, in 98 degree heat, we had to haul him to the "Medic-quick," and pump him full of electrolytes. kronk---What day is it? "L.D."---It's Saturday morning and we're in Hey Larry's JOTW. I was just now telling him about the stupid thing you did, yesterday. Go back to sleep, "Mighty Kong." kronk---Ugh!  |
Date: 7/23/2022 6:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Back in my Arizona days they used to joke about it being “ a dry heat”. And in my opinion…..heat is heat. The folks who worked in construction/ roofing began their day at 4:00 in the morning and call it a day before noon.  |
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Date: 7/23/2022 6:55:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry You said it man. I never noticed much difference, either. I bet it's pleasantly cool, up in the Great White North, though. "L.D."---I want a pet polar bear. kronk---I ain't talking about "that" far north. |
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Date: 7/23/2022 8:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...shoveling snow or going out for a moderate walk in this heat would both probably bring on a quick death to this worn out old body. I am hiding inside until at least eight pm daily and it's still plenty warm at that time. I made the mistake on Wednesday of helping out a neighbor install a bath light fixture and do a little drywall repair WITHOUT A/C and the outside temp on that day was supposed to be 104 degrees. Sure didn't feel well that night and the next day either.  |
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Date: 7/23/2022 8:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...you're right about the Great White North. It is currently a bone-chilling 82 degrees outside and the snow should start falling anytime soon. I'll send L.D. a polar bear if I can catch one digging through the trash. There should be no immigration problems encountered because the bear is white and should bypass government/police scrutiny in your neck of the woods. |
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Date: 7/23/2022 8:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I have also experienced "dry heat". I sometimes either cook with or eat hot peppers and fail to wash my hands properly after handling them. The surprise comes later when you happen to give your eyes (or any other part of your body) a touch and get a reminder of your foolishness. |
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Date: 7/23/2022 10:42:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
^^^^ That's what's known as Southwestern Heat, or Run For The Border. |
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Date: 7/23/2022 11:12:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...hey! Where did Kronk get to? I'll bet he's off on another tryst with Nancy Pelosi. I think he's hooked!~ |
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Date: 7/23/2022 11:35:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...considering the weather, would you consider that ^^^^ a hot date? |
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Date: 7/23/2022 11:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Please don't send "L.D." a polar bear. Someone bought him one of those "science kits," and now he is trying to cross breed different species of mammal. I think he wants the polar bear so he can try and hook it up with a "greater kudo." Why? I have no idea, but that's the rumor. The dog is worse than "Dr. Moreau." Down here in Texas, we have finally "woke" up. Joe (blow all your money) Biden has welcomed all manner of creature into our great state. (All except "The Anglos." He don't want any more of those.) |
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Date: 7/23/2022 11:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I have to say that Pelosi was quite something, back in the day. (before electricity) These days, I fear, she's constantly "pickled in gin." "L.D."---That's not the impression I got, last night. kronk---You were listening? "L.D."---Even if I didn't have "hyper hearing," you two carried on like a couple of-----Hey, what was that? kronk---Sorry, dog. I had to delete you. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 7/23/2022 12:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
LOL @ the Dr. Moreau reference. Can L.D. make them recite the law? |
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Date: 7/23/2022 6:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I try and avoid "L.D." and his late night experiments, on the back forty. I think all this "green-new-deal stuff" is really going to his head. I have it on good authority, (spies) that he now considers himself to be, "The Sayer of the Law," West of the Pecos. "L.D."---Just call me "Roy." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 7/23/2022 6:20:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ok, I have to ask. . What would The Sayer of the Law recite West of the Pecos? ( Apologies to Judge Bean ) |
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Date: 7/24/2022 7:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "The Judge" has issued a stern warning to illegal immigrants, human traffickers, and drug smugglers, that if they are caught plying their trade within the 1.1 square mile area of his jurisdiction, the culprits should expect to have their command terminated, immediately and with "extreme prejudice." "Here come the judge!" Judge Roy "L.D."---For the record: Some consideration will be given to "minor" illegal immigrants, but the pushers and slave traders can expect no mercy. We don't play, West of the Pecos, bra! kronk---Well said, your honor. Judge Roy "L.D."---You may be seated. |
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