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Date: 7/9/2022 7:08:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry That's a good one, man! Lawyers and politicians; I'd hate to have to depend on "the tender mercies" of either. "L.D."---I had a lawyer demand $30,000. for helping me get out of an assault charge. (I mauled Pelosi's pet badger.) kronk---Wow! That is a pretty big bite! Why'd you maul Nan-Nan's badger? "L.D."---Well, I could tell you, but then you'd be "under investigation," too. kronk---OK; that's fine. I really don't need to know. Did you end up paying the lawyer? "L.D."---No way! I went ahead and ate that lawyer and petitioned for a public defender. kronk---You "are" quite the problem solver. "L.D."---I find that being direct and acting without any remorse, whatsoever, works best in such situations. kronk---Amen, dog. |
Date: 7/9/2022 7:48:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 If I should ever need a lawyer, I would definitely hire the law firm that won’t make you pay unless you win! Or eats the competition! |
Date: 7/9/2022 8:15:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you JOTW is late this week but it's good to see that you came through for us all and, despite the way you must feel after having your behind filled with Botox soldiered on! I also feel that a second apology is in order for the police "wellness check" raid on your home this morning. If they haven't arrived yet, I might advise you to exit, stage left, ASAP. I outlined my concerns in that email I sent earlier. I must commend you on your choice for the joke of the week. It actually had some value as humor. I guess spending the extra time to do something well paid off in this instance. Don't let it go to your head. This has to be a fluke. |
Date: 7/9/2022 8:24:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 To my my most wonderful number one fan, Hekler. I have a truck load of leftover Jim Bakker home remedies that he couldn’t sell due to the fact he had to repay the many victims of Covid he tried to bilk out of their life savings. Call me, I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse! |
Date: 7/9/2022 8:26:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D./Kronk...funny you should bring up the topic of badgers. Badgering Hey Larry has become my raison d'être over these last many years. L.D...feel no remorse for that lawyer. He had it coming. |
Date: 7/9/2022 8:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...thank you so much for the truckload of snake oil. I am rebranding it under the Trump Pharmaceuticals label and sending it right back to you in order that you may claim the huge profits that you duly deserve. I have also, at my own considerable expense, sent an additional truckload each of tar and feathers. You could sell those too. |
Date: 7/9/2022 8:37:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I would normally be elated at your current proposal, however, since you are not asking/ demanding any revenue in return makes me highly suspicious that you are not on the level. The recent visit from The IRS last night while I was entertaining guests in my jacuzzi also tipped me off. Please expect a special delivery in the near future. |
Date: 7/9/2022 8:40:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'd hate to inquire as to the "guests" in your Jacuzzi. Is this some kind of Caddyshack joke? Please don't elaborate. |
Date: 7/9/2022 9:27:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Isn’t it time for a colonoscopy? Or does Canadian medicine like to roll the dice? |
Date: 7/9/2022 10:02:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...colonoscopy? What is it with you and dentists? |
Date: 7/9/2022 10:47:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Wrong type of “ cavity “ check…….. |
Date: 7/9/2022 6:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
I had one of those "colon" things a while back. When I came to, after the event, there was one of those smiling face cards, with the signatures of about thirty six nurses. I don't remember actually seeing any of those nurses, in person. "L.D."---hehehe kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 7/10/2022 3:45:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Perhaps Kronk, and I’m just thinking outside the box here, maybe it was a good thing you didn’t see those nurses. |
Date: 7/10/2022 6:20:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I sent a "come one, come all" message to the entire "active directory" of the hospital. "They" were literally coming out of the woodwork. kronk---I can't believe you did that! "L.D."---Hey, why not? You were sedated, anyway and I got ten dollars, a pop, for letting them pose with you. kronk---UGH! |
Date: 7/18/2022 8:13:00 PM From Authorid: 67522 I am definitely going to be telling this one soon lol |
Date: 7/19/2022 3:37:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 It’s good too see someone with a sense of humor. That guy Hekler sure doesn’t have one, lol. |
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