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"Swim at your own risk!"

  Author:  21435  Category:(Interesting) Created:(7/8/2022 6:53:00 PM)
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On top of everything else going on in 2022:

We are running out of lifeguards!

"L.D."---I don't like to get in water if it's over two inches deep.

kronk---Don't you ever bathe?

"L.D."---"SPB," baby. (Shallow Puddle Bather)

kronk---Ugh?

How it changed my life:

Gotta' bring my water wings to the pool.

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Date: 7/9/2022 4:09:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    I tell ya Kronk, they all laughed at me when I predicted the toilet paper panic. Then came the baby formula shortage. Now lifeguards. Where’s Aquaman when you need him?  
Date: 7/9/2022 7:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I'd like to sit in on one of "their" think tank sessions. If it's even vaguely conceivable, "they" will embrace the idea and seek to implement it.

"L.D."---I thought you told me that you "did" work at a "think tank."

kronk---No. You must have misunderstood. I believe that you may be referring to my review of a "certain" piece of legislation passed recently. You asked what I
thought and I said the "thing stank."

"L.D."---Hmmmmmmm?
  
Date: 7/9/2022 7:49:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    AKA… The Cesspool of Fools…..  
Date: 7/9/2022 8:48:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...forget water wings Kronk. Buy a yacht for your pool and stick it to the neighbors.

  
Date: 7/9/2022 8:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...yep, Hey Larry was almost prophetic in seeing that T.P. shortage coming.
He stocked up in every way possible, even including a side trip to his local
Michelin tire dealer, using their bathroom and swiping all the toilet tissue
he could get by creatively wrapping it around his body until he had a reasonable
replica of their mascot and then waving as he left the premises and climbed into
his Plymouth Valiant to make his getaway. Criminal mastermind.

  
Date: 7/9/2022 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Second only to Steve Bannon, I have executive privilege.  
Date: 7/9/2022 6:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I'm actually a "pond" sorta of fellow.

"L.D."--Ugh! Yeah, I remember the last time you did "the pond." You had black bacteria oozing out of both ears.

kronk---What? Did you say something? I can't hear you.

"L.D."---I see that you still have "protozoa, on the eardrums."

kronk---Ugh? What'd you say?
  
Date: 7/9/2022 6:34:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Don't forget the peanut butter. "They" took my peanut butter and airplane pilots, also.  
Date: 7/17/2022 12:12:00 AM  From Authorid: 42945       

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