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Date: 7/8/2022 6:07:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 Yes indeed, “What If” were reality. |
Date: 7/8/2022 7:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "He" gets that way when he drinks too much wine. He made a batch of wine, himself, `cause he says the cheap muscatel gives him gas. kronk---That's right, Hey Larry. I found the coolest little plants called "mock strawberries." The wine tastes great and makes me tingle all over. "L.D."---That's not "mock strawberry." It's poison ivy and you're not tingling; you're itching. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 7/9/2022 4:10:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 LOL! Secret family recipe no doubt. |
Date: 7/9/2022 7:21:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I've always enjoyed "dabbling" in home remedies, drafts and potions. You know; things like that. "L.D."---So, what you're saying is you're a witch? kronk---No way, dog. I just enjoy trying to help folks out. "L.D."---Oh, I see. You're a "humanitarian?" Kronk---Yeah; there you go. "L.D."---I remember a security guard who had heart murmurs. What was it that you "administered" in that instance? kronk---I forget, exactly what I gave him, but I do know that he no longer has trouble with heart murmurs. "L.D."---Oh! I remember! You gave him something called "railroad bind weed," and while that stuff did indeed cure his heart murmurs, the man has not had a bowl movement in eighteen weeks. kronk---There are "always" side effects. "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 7/9/2022 7:57:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 There’s nothing like good ol’ fashioned home remedies. Why I will admit to you that my very favorite character on the classic t.v. show, The Beverly Hillbillies, was Granny. I have a feeling that her recipes and cure alls would have made medical history! ( most important would be her “ rhuematiz mixture) However, I feel our Pharmecutical industry would have put the kibosh on it…… |
Date: 7/9/2022 6:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I figure that when I hit 66,000,074 years, I'm going to backslide and do all the things that I used to do, but am too paranoid to do, these days, because I'm afraid I'll run out of brain cells. "L.D."---That makes no sense at all. kronk---I know, dog; but you gotta' have "something" to look forward to. "L.D."---Wow! That was "almost" profound. |
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