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Date: 7/4/2022 2:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
And ironically, in the lower corner of this post is an ad “This Dog’s Behavior Isn’t Normal”, 7 behaviors every dog parent should be aware of. Of course, it would even be more ironic if there was an ad regarding the dog parents behavior…but I’m at home with too much time on my hands.  |
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Date: 7/4/2022 2:21:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., I had no idea that armadillo haunches could be used to barter for goods. There’s plenty o’ them little four legged tanks roaming in my area. So, who can I connect with should I be inclined to trade for a few sparklers? |
Date: 7/4/2022 6:43:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Kronk sent me to a dog psychiatrist, up in Reno, last year. I blew the quack's mind. Before I left I had him singing "Amie," by Pure Prairie League. kronk---Ugh! You had your fun and I about went bankrupt, when I got the bill. "L.D."---Now the lower left hand corner is displaying: "The Most Disturbing Images Captured By Motion Sensing Trail Cams. Try Not To Gasp." kronk---Don't you dare click on that arrow! "L.D."---Ugh!  |
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Date: 7/4/2022 7:03:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." is in league with an oriental fellow from "The Marianas." They ship the haunches to Guam and dump them into the extinct crater of Mount Lam Lam, in hopes that the volcano will come to life, again. There "is" good money in "the haunches," but I'd advise against getting evolved. Those two also dabble in shark worship. "L.D."---Conjecture, pure conjecture. |
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Date: 7/4/2022 9:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Shark worship eh? Has that ever been a part of Shark Week? |
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Date: 7/5/2022 4:30:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry With our "compromised" economy, "L.D." is turning into the worst kind of mercenary. Nothing "edible" is safe from him and his oriental friend, "Tcho-kon- bon." "They" lure the sharks in by punching holes in 12 oz. cans of "SPAM," and scattering the cans just outside the reef, on an outgoing tide. (Sharks cannot resist SPAM.) Then "they" harpoon the frenzied sharks, fin them, and make soup, which they sell for $57.50 for a 4 oz. serving. "L.D."---Free enterprise, dude. kronk---You've gone too far, this time! I'm turning you in to Nancy. Sharks are one of her spirit animals; along with king cobras. "L.D."---Ugh! .....Hope you're feeling better, Hey Larry! |
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Date: 7/5/2022 6:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I am feeling better thanks. If I begin to see food trucks that are shark themed, then I knowI should have gotten in on the franchise ground floor. |
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Date: 7/6/2022 5:10:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Quite a few Christmases ago, we were invited to a party. All guests were asked to bring some form of food. Back then, I was a freak for salt water fishing and the limits on shark were much more liberal than today. I had a couple of pounds of shark fillets left over from the fall so I decided to make "fried shark meatballs." So, I got to work and processed the fillets, made tiny meatballs (approx. one inch around) and stacked them up on a platter about sixteen inches high, in pyramid form. When "they" asked what kind of fish, I just said, cod. Well, those little meatballs didn't last fifteen minutes. Folks were grabbing them by the handful. "L.D." wants to know if we can expect a "JOTW," this Saturday? |
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Date: 7/7/2022 5:41:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
Well Kronk, my Dad used to get us to try things by giving said food item some made up name or the usual standby “ chicken.” And as a child, I wasn’t afraid to try new things unless influenced by my older brother or sister due to sibling pecking order…example, remember that kid MIKEY? Yeah, I So I’ve never had shark ( nor Armadillo haunches ) but I bet it tastes just like chicken. L.D., Yes the JOTW is on! |
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Date: 7/7/2022 6:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I was actually a finnicky child. I loved to hunt, but would never eat any of the game that I took. That being said, I knew better than to kill anything that someone in the family wouldn't eat. My father didn't believe in wasting food. Armadillo is one of those things that I would pass on, unless things really got tough. "L.D."----Ah HA! kronk---Things are tough enough for armadillo, these days. "L.D."---Ugh! Yeah, well "you" eat it, then! kronk---I'd rather have Hungarian Goulash. "L.D."---Az Jo' |
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Date: 7/7/2022 6:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Ahhh, "Joe's run off to fire lake." (Bob Seger) |
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