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"Do you know that grass is growing in your aquarium?"...KrOnK

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(6/26/2022 5:12:00 PM)
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I don' have the time.
Nor, do I have the inclination.
You don't have nearly enough wine.
I wonder why I even accepted the invitation.


"Tarzan" still swings on his vine.
"Magua" expired before seeking vindication.
"Morgana" was evil; but she was fine.
"Caesar" probably should have heeded his trepidation.



The aches and pains are mine.
My brain experiences the occasional palpitation.
Some consider me a swine.
I believe, what I lack is a proper orientation.

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Date: 6/26/2022 5:18:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Is that anything like those credit card commercials that ask “ What’s In Your Wallet?” Now if I had a hydroponic garden I could go on for days.  
Date: 6/27/2022 11:54:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: "He" has absolutely no idea what he's driving at.

kronk---I beg your pardon, dog.

"L.D."---You heard me, man. That swill was all over the place. The beginning sounded like the end, the end sounded like you lost your way, on the way to the
package store, and the middle, ugh! The middle reads like a late eighties "penny dreadful!"

kronk---OK, I can accept that. So, what about "the punctuation?"

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/27/2022 11:59:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Down here, we are twelve inches below our normal average rainfall. A mighty fine spring run of purple tomatoes and burpless cucumber and then, the
drought set in. Last night we got a half inch of rain (too late) and this morning, what's left of the fruit was covered with stink bugs,

"L.D."---I don't care. I'm not into vegetables.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/27/2022 6:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I blame the foul odor being carried by the jet stream that’s coming down from The Great White North.  

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