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"out of stock"....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(6/24/2022 6:17:00 PM)
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What was once "the land of plenty,"
is looking rather lean.
Gimme' money!
Ain't got any!
Put socks and shoes on.
Tuck your shirt tail in.
You might try prostrating yourself
before the queen.


Big trucks rolling down the highway,
hauling canned biscuits, candy bars,
beef steak, chicken, "whats n what nots," too.
Ugh! Can't have the things you want, any more?
Every week, you got to scratch something off the shopping list.
Want to try living off the land, you say?
Oh, really? Can't stay here; this land is POSTED!
Get on your knees and pray. Lift your eyes up to heaven;
What in the world are we gonna' do?


"L.D."----Oh, Lordy!

kronk----Take heart, little buckaroo. It's almost time for the "JOTW."

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Date: 6/25/2022 3:19:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Who needs empty shelves when there’s fast food and home delivery? One day they’ll tell their grandkids how difficult it was to to get off the couch because they dropped their cellphone while playing Call of Duty and having to answer the door because someone is ringing the doorbell……..  
Date: 6/27/2022 5:01:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry And, to think, I spent the first sixty six million and fourteen years of my life without air conditioning.

"L.D."---Oh, lawdy! Man, you ain't "older than dirt;" you "are" dirt!

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/27/2022 6:26:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Words of wisdom throughout the timeline…..
  

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