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Date: 6/18/2022 2:22:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hi Ginger! I'd like to believe that, over the years, I have become fairly proficient at making fun of all of Hey Larry's shortcomings. He would debate this but his head is currently stuck in a lounge chair. He was looking for lost change at the time. |
Date: 6/18/2022 2:37:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 998 Yes indeed my friend, you have become a master at finding all his issues ... but turnabout is fairplay, and he seems to have become the professional at seeing the cracks in your armor as well. Me thinks we all are the winners at watching your jousting matches ... lol |
Date: 6/18/2022 2:48:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...if you say "turnabout" to Hey Larry, he'll start doing the "Hokey Pokey" Just sayin' |
Date: 6/18/2022 3:32:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
My talent is …. Are you ready? Drumroll…….. I have finally turned into that old man I used to make fun of oh so long ago! And I’m a dead ringer for “ Uncle Fester” from The Addams Family. I’m still a master of the art of Zen Lounge which puts me in a complete state of calm serene life while sipping a cool drink as I deal with the likes of the less heightened, like Hekler. |
Date: 6/18/2022 6:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Ginger First of all, I must admit that I am jealous, because you have hair, and I don't. Ok, now that I got that off my chest; oh, yeah, talent? Hummmm, well, I used to be fair, at self-deprecating humor. Oh, and I used to do reasonably well at swimming. Also, I got an award for showing up to work on time, for eight years. "L.D."---Anything recent? kronk---What do you mean by recent? "L.D."---From what you've declared here, I come to the conclusion that you are an old, bald, clown, who occasionally liked getting his feet wet and had nothing better to do than go to work. kronk---Hmmmm, I can't argue with that. That's me, all over. Oh wait! I have a "talking dog." "L.D."---Nope. That's one of my talents, and has nothing, whatsoever, to do with you. kronk---Ugh! "Good to read you, Ginger!" |
Date: 6/18/2022 6:48:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 ^^^ I would like to highlight the fact that Kronk has a talent that our current generation seems to have an allergy to, and that’s going to work. |
Date: 6/18/2022 7:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry You know what it's like, brother. This summer, I am sorta "retired." One of the grandson's needs money for college, so I get to stay home, while he and "The Captain," go out in the boat. Of course, I'm still not totally without responsibilities. I still have to walk the dog. "L.D." You got that right and I am feeling rather frisky, this morning. Feel like I could do about eight miles, or more. Let's go! kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 6/18/2022 7:22:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 I can appreciate that Kronk. Right now I’m looking around three and a half years before I can retire so to speak. Unless I hit the lottery jackpot. But where I am working currently, myself , my two supervisors and another employee are about the ones you can consider reliable and take care of business. ( speaking of the department we work in) |
Date: 6/18/2022 7:31:00 AM From Authorid: 4887 My best feature, I’d say is probably my eyes or hair |
Date: 6/18/2022 7:33:00 AM From Authorid: 4887 As for talent… I’m pretty crafty too, but I get bored easily. Right now I’m back to enjoying crocheting. I’m working on a blanket with skulls on it |
Date: 6/18/2022 8:10:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 Hi Dina! so very good to see you! |
Date: 6/18/2022 8:14:00 AM From Authorid: 4887 Hiiii Larry! |
Date: 6/18/2022 10:43:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 998
Great to read ya'll. I can always count of a few giggles from the peanut gallery. Hi Dina ... long time no see. Hope your staying well. |
Date: 6/18/2022 10:53:00 AM From Authorid: 55251 I have a "talent" for procrastination! ... But actually, I consider my self a "jack of all trades, master of none". I am always learning though! I don't think there's been a time in my adult life that I haven't been in school or some class to learn a new skill. |
Date: 6/18/2022 12:11:00 PM From Authorid: 52489 I'm a writer and have been one all my life. I started as journalist and wrote for very newspapers. I write in most genres, from poetry to short stories, to full-length novels. I've published a mystery novel which is available on Amazon. I've also published books and stories under pen names. |
Date: 6/18/2022 4:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm also good at detecting conspiracies. This post was cunningly designed by Ginger to get a few (unnamed) people of a certain age to come in and share their memories and, while they go over all their repertoire of "you should have been there the day cousin Cletus done got his head stuck in a sewer pipe" In the meantime, USM enjoys a brief respite from these post predators. We figured this out without the instructions. Looks like the fats hit the griddle now huh? |
Date: 6/21/2022 11:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 4995
I've been told my best feature is my eyes. I've been told they are shaped like almonds. As for talent id say my jewelry making.😊 |
Date: 6/22/2022 5:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Wow! Did Hekler say that "Phat" was on a griddle? kronk---No, dog. He wasn't talking about "Wo Phat." It was just a phrase. You know, like a "proverb," or an "idiom." "L.D."---Yeah, well; that's no reason to get all ugly. Whatever happened to "Wo Phat," anyway? kronk---I'm not getting ugly, dog. You need to get yourself one of those little dictionaries to put in your pocket. "Wo Phat" got boiling oil poured on himself, while trying to scale the walls of Jericho. "L.D."---Man, you are a prime candidate for a lobotomy. kronk---I've already had my ears pierced. "L.D."---UGH! |
Date: 6/23/2022 4:46:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^^ You two are perfect should they ever reboot Improbable History / Mr. Peabody and Sherman. |
Date: 10/27/2023 10:12:00 PM From Authorid: 42945 I have a nice temperement, well I hope I do lol but as far as any talents go, is crocheting and different crafts. |
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