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Hey Larry’s JOTW #87

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(6/17/2022 11:15:00 PM)
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Well they’re still at it in Washington with the investigation of January 6th, so………

“In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.”

John Adams

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 6/18/2022  From Authorid: 5301    

...Hey Larry...Many thanks for the lead-in sir!

Remember folks; Vote Hekler for Congressman this November.
Thank you! Alcohol will be served.

  
Date: 6/18/2022 3:06:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    And don’t forget to bring cash, it takes money to make a great country!  
Date: 6/18/2022 7:03:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "Misdirection." EX: "All of you! Listen to me, playing my fiddle! Pay no attention to those burning buildings, over there!"

  
Date: 6/18/2022 7:25:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Oh, yeah Kronk. Nero fiddled while Rome burned. History has a way of repeating itself.  
Date: 6/18/2022 1:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...there's a rumor going around that Matt Gaetz fiddled too.

  
Date: 6/23/2022 8:32:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler When I was a small child, I remember going to a political rally. The rally was held at a local, "Quarter mile horse racing track." I remember the booze flowing like water and "the candidates" passing out five dollar bills.

"L.D."---Do we know anyone named, "Gaetz?"

kronk---Sure. You remember him. He was the guy in charge of entertainment at one of "Don-Don's" parties, back in 2020.

"L.D."---I dunno'? There were so many of those parties.

kronk---Oh, I know you remember "that" party. It's the one when Pelosi and "Billy Idol," jumped out of an eight foot white wedding cake and turned over the "foo-foo" tray.

"L.D."----Ohhhhh, "that" party!
  

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