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"id"-----------KrOnK

  Author:  21435  Category:(Interesting) Created:(6/17/2022 6:56:00 PM)
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Hello, again! :) It's time for "The Word Of The Day!"

"L.D."---Wait a minute! You assured me that would only show up once, every eleven months. What gives?

kronk---I was bored.

"L.D."---Yeah, well that's no excuse. Take you word and go away!

kronk---Careful, I'll delete you.

"L.D."---You can't delete me. You don't have that kind of authority.

kronk---Well, maybe I bribe you with an 18 oz can of "Beef Bacon & Cheese" gourmet dog food?

"L.D."---What's the word?

kronk---Today's word is "id" : the one of the three divisions of the psyche in psychoanalytic theory that is completely unconscious and is the source of psychic energy derived from instinctual needs and drives.

"L.D."---That's a rather strange word. Give me my food.

"id"...(2022)

What's the matter with you?

Your eyes are all glazed and

there's a vein on your forehead

pulsing wildly.



Is there anything that I can do?

Some feel that my voice is soothing, in itself, and

a lack of inflection renderers it even more

therapeutic.

Perhaps, you'd rather squirm and writhe about

in a crowded place? All arms and legs and, hands

and feet...You know, like one of those whirling

dervishes.



Anyway, I'm here and standing by.

Utilize me, if you will.

It's what I'm here for.

"Good job! I knew you'd make it through.

Don't hesitate to call, again."

How it changed my life:

We'll see in the next few days. ;)

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Date: 6/17/2022 11:01:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    And here I thought it meant something else…….

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wizard_of_Id
  
Date: 6/18/2022 2:54:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...hey look people! It's one of the townfolk from Id.^^^
What do they call themselves? Idians? Idiots?

  
Date: 6/18/2022 3:04:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Why you can call me SIR. ^^^^^  
Date: 6/18/2022 11:00:00 AM  From Authorid: 998    ... and then Ginger happened by the post thinking it was all about the backwoods lingo down south ... and ya went and got all phycobabbling on me.

Id ... have another think comin in my head, if'n I were to put my brain into it.
  
Date: 6/18/2022 3:33:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

Hey Larry only read this because of the title too Ginger.
He wanted to find out what id was all about. Expected pictures.

  
Date: 6/18/2022 4:28:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I've been fond of the word "id" ever sense I first heard it. For the longest, I thought it had something to do with "Robbie, the robot." Then I went to see "Miss Cleo" (Southwest Branch) and she straightened everything out. She just happened to have a half price sale going, on misread song lyrics, at the time. (She doctored up the paperwork, so I was even able to deduct the session.)  
Date: 6/18/2022 4:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler So many times I've wished that I could figure out how to assign pictures to posts. (I have a few "really" good ones of "L.D." when he thought nobody was
looking.)

"L.D."---I thought you told me that you burned those!

kronk---hehehe
  
Date: 6/18/2022 4:50:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Ginger Are you sure that you're not really from "The Great State of Texas?" You write "if'n" just like my "Aunt Valentina Mariana Maria Barbosa Bowie."

"L.D."---Did I ever meet your Aunt Val?

kronk---I don't think so. Aunt Valentina was allergic to any and all furry animals. (Except for ermine. She loved ermine.)

"L.D."---I've had ermine, before. Not bad. Not bad, at all. A little greasy, maybe, but not bad.

kronk---Always a pleasure to get a visit from "The First Lady Of USM!" Stay sweet, Ginger.

  
Date: 6/18/2022 10:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Where are the pictures?  
Date: 6/19/2022 12:55:00 AM  From Authorid: 998    Nope, I ain't a Texan. Born and raised where we don't really have any accents ... Salt Lake City, Utah. Well, I do have one word I can't seem to say without a twang in it ... that's 'milk'. For some reason since I was just a little thing, when I say the word, it comes out 'miwk'. Where the w comes from, I just don't know, but my family has a good time making fun of it ... lol  
Date: 6/19/2022 5:23:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Well, what do you think? Should we do it?

kronk---Yes, of course. Ginger is one of the good gals. She took me into the site, when I was down and out, back at the start of the new millennium. I've felt completely at home, here, ever since.

"L.D."---That's good enough for me. "By the power vested in us, by The Great State of Texas, we hereby declare "Ginger" to be an honorary citizen, entitled to all privileges and immunities of free citizens." Ginger; please repeat after me....."YEE-HAW!"
  
Date: 7/1/2022 5:37:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Ginger I love the way you say "miwk." I had two older brothers; Charles and Harry. For some reason, I never called them by there given name, until I was about
fifteen years old. To me, they were, "goo-noo," and "Yeah-yeah."

My brothers never seemed to mind me calling them that, but their wives got rather upset with me.
  
Date: 7/1/2022 5:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    "their"....Ugh!  

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