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Date: 6/10/2022 6:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Man! Did you see what just happened? I mean, what "are" the odds? kronk---Hey; it could happen.  |
Date: 6/10/2022 6:18:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Anything is possible as long as you got the money.  |
Date: 6/10/2022 6:23:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Please excuse "L.D." He has been heavy into all manner of "mysticism," lately. He thinks that "everything" means something; even a purely coincidental thing like "posting time." "L.D."---Just calling `em the way I see `em, man. kronk---Where was I? "L.D."---I don't even know, dude. I just wish you'd go back there. |
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Date: 6/10/2022 6:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It wouldn’t be a sort of a”Flashback” would it? Being the traveling duo you both are I am curious. |
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Date: 6/10/2022 6:42:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." got all excited because you posted, and we posted at approximately the same time. I keep telling him that it's no big deal. "L.D."---Are you kidding me? I mean, we're talking about a minute, or less. Stuff like that just doesn't happen. There "is" significance, I tell you! kronk---Let's give "Madame Pelosi" a call. It's about "tea time." She should be "in a mood," by now. |
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Date: 6/10/2022 6:51:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ah, Madame Pelosi, psychic advisor to Miss Cleo, who was an advisor to Nancy Raygun. In another six months we’ll all be wondering how they all got here. |
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Date: 6/11/2022 9:35:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I figure since Hekler hasn't dropped in with his usual brand of optimism that he must be glued to the only network hiding their head in the sand........ |
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Date: 6/11/2022 12:09:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I really need to find "Hekler." kronk---What you got cooking, dog. "L.D."---I'm off to "Dubai," to do an expose' kronk---Really? I wanna' go. "L.D."---Nope. Can't use you, man. I need someone with certain "unique," skills. Hekler is the one that I want. kronk---Ugh! Well, OK. What's the expose' about? "L.D.'---About a "pop-up" add that keeps appearing on the content page. "Dubai Photos That Left Nothing To The Imagination, Try Not To Gasp When You See No 4" kronk---I wanna' go! "L.D."---NO! |
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Date: 6/11/2022 12:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
W hen your right, your right. Who am I to prevent Hekler from popping in or making himself useful in Dubai. Obviously, there are many advantages in doing so. |
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Date: 6/11/2022 12:37:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...also attributable to Harry S. Truman: And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house" And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife"  |
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Date: 6/11/2022 12:44:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey there L.D. Originally, I was intending to boycott the JOTW because I think Hey Larry scammed me on ebay. More about that later. Since I noticed that you're looking for a person of questionable taste and flexible morals, here I am. Unfortunately, I missed seeing photo #4. I'll bet it's our esteemed JOTW author in Dubai, three sheets to the wind and exposing himself to camels. Am I on the right track? |
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Date: 6/11/2022 2:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Glad that you are game for the assignment, amigo. Your compensation will be something like $1,500 (American) per 24 hr. period, plus $1,000/day peridium. Estimated duration--- Who knows? But, in the words of Andi Deris; "This could go on forever." (From the album: Million Dollar Haircuts On Ten Cents Heads) kronk---So, do you think the person in #4 is indeed, Hey Larry? "L.D."---Well, I've never actually seen Hey Larry, but if it is him, he looks like a cross between "Hedy Lamar and Kim Kardashian." kronk---I wanna' go! "L.D."---NO! |
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Date: 6/11/2022 4:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Tucker or Hekler Carlson? Separated at birth? Spawns of Satan? Twitter Twins? K |
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Date: 6/11/2022 4:14:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Kronk, that’s Hedley……. |
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Date: 6/11/2022 4:17:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
My recent “pop up “ shows WildGym Photos 18 + |
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Date: 6/11/2022 5:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you are correwct L.D. Hey Larry DOES resemble a heavy Cardassian. But this mission you want me to undertake...didn't they catch Nicole's killer and also evidence of voter fraud? |
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Date: 6/11/2022 5:38:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
L.D...I just remembered something else. Remember Bender? The robot on Futurama. He's a lot like Hey Larry too. |
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Date: 6/11/2022 6:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Our "employer" wishes to remain anonymous. "She" plans on retiring to the Galapagos Islands and taking up gene mutation. (specializing in murderous fishes) "L.D."---You better watch out, man. "She" ain't gone yet and she has spies, everywhere. kronk---I ain't afraid of that hag! "She" messes with me and I'll....... "L.D."---Ugh! I knew kronk was going too far. "She" has friends that live "under" Market St. |
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Date: 6/11/2022 7:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...can we at least give this mystery woman a code name we can refer to in the future? How about Canny Leposi? That's an odd enough name that won't have people guessing. |
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Date: 6/13/2022 7:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: I like your "code name," but we need to be extremely careful when talking about "Canny." She's pretty far gone, when it comes to brain cells, but she still "taps into the ether," fairly well. Kronk was running his mouth, in his last comment, and got "vaporized," mid sentence. Being immortal, kronk will continue to exist; though as a "gaseous unintelligible voice." kronk---O...H, bu...t I ha..t..e th...at wo...ma..n..! Canny Leposi---zzzzzzz...ZAP! kronk---U..G..H..! |
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Date: 6/17/2022 12:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
How they gonna' know? kronk---"They'll" probably never. |
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