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"coup".....kronk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(6/10/2022 6:12:00 PM)
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I need someone to blame.

My world is less than perfect.

I'd rather not come off lame.

In fact, what I'm looking for is some reject.


Come to me and let me make it all better.

All that's required is the "correct" mindset.

Forget a chihuahua. What you need is an Irish setter.

NOTE: (Ignore this author. Fact: He is all wet.)


"L.D."---I don't get it.

kronk---"What?" Hey, do you have $.62 I can borrow?

"L.D."---Why?

kronk---I need to buy a pint.

"L.D."---A pint of what?

kronk---Gasoline

"L.D."---Ugh!









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Date: 6/10/2022 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Well, I am willing to invest if you are talking about being a dog breeder . What else can L.D. do for an additional 62 cents? Cute puppies ahead!  
Date: 6/10/2022 6:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D. here: Watch kronk, man. He's liable to make up anything. He needs the gas money to the trip to the "schnapps shop."

kronk---das ist so gut!
  
Date: 6/10/2022 6:32:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---You've had enough. You can't even form a sentence.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 6/10/2022 6:54:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Okay,the best 8 can offer is the finest swill Canada has to offer…. Canterbury Gold. Comparable to Brew 102 Ala the Los Angeles river.  
Date: 6/11/2022 11:53:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "Canterbury Gold and Brew 102;" now those two sound like a a rare find, indeed.

"L.D."---I can dig it! Thirty English pilgrims, in an 80 foot rowing skiff, pulling (and pushing) through the "Glendale Narrows."

kronk---Heavy.. Where they bound for?

"L.D."---Long Beach. "They" want to book passage (first class, please) on "The Queen Mary," to "Clydebank, Scotland."

kronk---Yo, dog; hand me a "Schlitz," will ya?
  
Date: 6/11/2022 12:27:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    You like me….you really like me!  
Date: 6/11/2022 1:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I need someone to blame too.
Thanks a lot Hey Larry.

  
Date: 6/11/2022 2:10:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: Yes, of course we like you.

kronk---Tell Hey Larry that I like him a lot more since I've seen "#4"

"L.D."---I can't bring you anywhere!

kronk---Bring me to Dubai!

"L.D."---NO!
  

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