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Date: 6/6/2022 8:22:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...Happy Birthday! Look in your garage for your gift. |
Date: 6/6/2022 10:59:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 Holding back the tears of joy until I went to the garage per your instructions. Low and behold I find that some good natured person left me a squirrel tail removal kit, perfect for making bass lures. |
Date: 6/6/2022 11:28:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5301
...I didn't leave the squirrel tail removal kit. Must have been someone else. Look under your shoe. You may have already found it. |
Date: 6/6/2022 11:33:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 Oh, that fragrance known as Eu De Roadapples #45? Gee, thanks alot. |
Date: 6/6/2022 12:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Happy Birthday, Hey Larry! kronk---Happy Birthday, Hey Larry! Yo, "L.D."...Have you seen my "squirrel tail removal kit?" It was right here, yesterday. "L.D."---Nope...Haven't seen that thing in years. kronk---Ugh! |
Date: 6/6/2022 12:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D."---Give me an advance on my allowance. I "need" one of those squirrel's feet. kronk---Are you kidding me? You have at least 27 decomposing squirrel bodies, buried in the flower bed. Dig up one and get yourself a foot. "L.D."---Yeah, but you get a free "Genuine gold color ball chain with clasp!" kronk---Oh, well why didn't you say that in the first place? Here's the cash. Get one for Pelosi, too. She needs cheering up. 'L.D."---Yeah. She's having "unleavened bread," withdrawals. |
Date: 6/6/2022 12:24:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"L.D." ---Dig it! I love the "Road Apples sessions!" kronk---Have you heard, "New Orleans is Sinking?" "L.D."---Ahh, man! That is "Tragically Hip!" |
Date: 6/6/2022 12:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
Thanks Kronk & L.D. Say, in your adventures would ever happen to come across the Fountain of Youth? |
Date: 6/6/2022 12:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
I'd be careful L.D., UL Laboratories as well as New England Journal of Medicine have been doing research on those little gold balls with the clasp. Early reports show they may be the leading cause of squirrel in mouth disease.... |
Date: 6/7/2022 5:35:00 AM From Authorid: 13969 happy birthday Larry! |
Date: 6/7/2022 5:51:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 TY Sand Ghost. |
Date: 6/15/2022 11:25:00 PM From Authorid: 42945 Sorry I missed your birthday Mike but I hope it was a good one..HAPPY BIRTHDAY..xx |
Date: 6/16/2022 3:33:00 AM From Authorid: 5940 That’s ok Zema, at my Age I wish I could miss a few more of them, lol! |
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