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This could be your lucky day!

  Author:  5301  Category:(Recognition of) Created:(6/6/2022 8:04:00 AM)
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Hello USM!
 
Top o' the morning to yourself!
 
Like the title says, this COULD be someones lucky day.
 
Begorrah! Me gold just told me that it was
Hey Larry's birthday today!
 
If this isn't a good enough reason to drink before lunch, I don't know what is.
 
Why don't we all leave him a nice cheery message
to make him think his life will be better somehow.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
BUT WAIT!
 
THAT'S NOT ALL!
 
 
 
You too can have a lucky day!
 
NEW!  from Crazy O'Larry Industries :
 
 
WAS $28.99      NOW ONLY $18.99
 
Order within the next 59 minutes and receive a free
 Genuine gold color ball chain with clasp!
 
 
All feet were gently collected by me lad Seamus in the time honored  methods of:
 
*Slingshot
*B.B. gun
*Automobile
*Automatic weapon
 
 
 
Great gifts for:
 
*Birthdays
*Bar Mitzvahs
*Southern Weddings
*Mass shootings
 
ORDER NOW!
 
 
 
 
Crazy O'Larry - Founder
 
 
 
 
 
Crazy O'Larry Industries is a subsidiary of
Trumpty Dumpty Megacorp
Great Falls, Virginia
 
 
 
 

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Halloween is Right around the corner.. .







 
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Date: 6/6/2022 8:22:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...Happy Birthday!
Look in your garage for your gift.

  
Date: 6/6/2022 10:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Holding back the tears of joy until I went to the garage per your instructions. Low and behold I find that some good natured person left me a squirrel tail removal kit, perfect for making bass lures.  
Date: 6/6/2022 11:28:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5301    

...I didn't leave the squirrel tail removal kit. Must have been someone else.

Look under your shoe. You may have already found it.

  
Date: 6/6/2022 11:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    Oh, that fragrance known as Eu De Roadapples #45? Gee, thanks alot.  
Date: 6/6/2022 12:00:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Happy Birthday, Hey Larry!

kronk---Happy Birthday, Hey Larry! Yo, "L.D."...Have you seen my "squirrel tail removal kit?" It was right here, yesterday.

"L.D."---Nope...Haven't seen that thing in years.

kronk---Ugh!

  
Date: 6/6/2022 12:15:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D."---Give me an advance on my allowance. I "need" one of those squirrel's feet.

kronk---Are you kidding me? You have at least 27 decomposing squirrel bodies, buried in the flower bed. Dig up one and get yourself a foot.

"L.D."---Yeah, but you get a free "Genuine gold color ball chain with clasp!"

kronk---Oh, well why didn't you say that in the first place? Here's the cash. Get one for Pelosi, too. She needs cheering up.

'L.D."---Yeah. She's having "unleavened bread," withdrawals.

  
Date: 6/6/2022 12:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    "L.D." ---Dig it! I love the "Road Apples sessions!"

kronk---Have you heard, "New Orleans is Sinking?"

"L.D."---Ahh, man! That is "Tragically Hip!"
  
Date: 6/6/2022 12:32:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Thanks Kronk & L.D.

Say, in your adventures would ever happen to come across the Fountain of Youth?
  
Date: 6/6/2022 12:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I'd be careful L.D., UL Laboratories as well as New England Journal of Medicine have been doing research on those little gold balls with the clasp.

Early reports show they may be the leading cause of squirrel in mouth disease....
  
Date: 6/7/2022 5:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 13969    happy birthday Larry!  
Date: 6/7/2022 5:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    TY Sand Ghost.  
Date: 6/15/2022 11:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 42945    Sorry I missed your birthday Mike but I hope it was a good one..HAPPY BIRTHDAY..xx  
Date: 6/16/2022 3:33:00 AM  From Authorid: 5940    That’s ok Zema, at my Age I wish I could miss a few more of them, lol!  

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