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Date: 6/4/2022 8:27:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I find Kronk to have a delicious sense of humor and is nowhere near the cranky cuss you want us to believe that he is.  |
Date: 6/4/2022 8:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
WOW! You actually said something nice! Better late than never.  |
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Date: 6/4/2022 8:47:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...yeah, I started drinking early today. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 8:57:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I think I'm getting the hang of this. Let's try again. Hey Larry isn't one of the "lizard people". |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Republicans aren't insane and are not enforcing an abortion ban solely to keep their food supply intact. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:03:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Thank you for being so polite regarding my psoriasis condition. Jim Morrison is the true Lizard King. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Again, I laud you for being so positive about a political party that’s manipulative and speaks in tongues while promoting the nutritional values of Soylent Green, better living through science! |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
... After determining that you were not one of the "lizard people", we were considering hiring an ichthyologist to attempt to uncover which species you truly represented. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:14:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry's parents never really intended to leave him behind in a pet shop when he was just a newborn. Both had attention deficit disorders. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:14:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why that’s very thoughtful of you. I was adopted after being found at Scotty’s Castle in Death Valley, so this may help in finding out who my parents were. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:23:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're a fount of obscure facts there Cliff. Who else would have known that outhouses were nicknamed "Scotties Castles" in California. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:28:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...WOW!!! I can say nice things about people! |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
It’s the earliest memory I have whilst eating prickly pears for sustenance. What’s your earliest memory? |
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Date: 6/4/2022 10:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...my earliest clear memory was that of getting bullied by older kids that took exception to my pre-kindergarten wearing of red shoes in the school's playground, which both of were very much in vogue in those years. Very akin to naming your male child "Sue". |
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Date: 6/4/2022 10:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...THE CHRONICLES OF MJA INVESTIGATIONS IS MY FAVORITE FEATURE HERE. |
Date: 6/4/2022 12:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  Ahhh, yes, "The Jersey Lilly!" If she was good enough for "Paul Newman," she's good enough for me. Oh, and by the way; I just wanted to say how much I look forward to your JOTW, every Saturday. (How's that, eh?) "L.D."---Why do they call her "The Jersey Lilly?" kronk---Because, she is from Hoboken. "L.D."---Oh, OK. Can I have a ten spot; I hear the ice cream truck coming. kronk---No way! I'm not giving you ten dollars to buy 3 ounces of ice cream! That's crazy! "L.D."---Hey, kronk. Give it a break. You don't have to be a "Mean-Spirited Troll," every day of the week, you know. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 6/4/2022 2:12:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Red shoes eh? Fan of Dorothy by any chance? |
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Date: 6/4/2022 2:13:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’m sure that MJA APPRECIATEs the SHOUTOUT!!!! |
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Date: 6/4/2022 2:16:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Contrary to Hekler’s first reply your comments are nice. L.D., ever think of sniffing for truffles? Great side gig to make ice cream money! |
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Date: 6/4/2022 2:55:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I didn't have any say in the red shoes at all and if I had made scene about it, I would have been thrown around the room (as things were done then) and then made to hold the bag of chips for my dad as he watched the hockey game. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 3:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...Hey Larry has lots of ice ice cream in his veins, but since this is "Say Something Nice Day (belated)", all I'm gonna say is that he's a true pal! |
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Date: 6/4/2022 3:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
***pail*** |
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Date: 6/4/2022 3:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Hey Larry...your comment to L.D. about learning to sniff for traffic wasn't in keeping with the tone of your post. I think an apology is called for here. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 3:27:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
So , did you have to face the corner while you were left holding the bag? |
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Date: 6/4/2022 3:28:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Pail, a drop in the bucket, ice in the veins, you trying to tell me something? |
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Date: 6/4/2022 3:29:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
An apology is in order . I’m sorry you can’t read too good. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 4:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...naw, I wasn't allowed to face the corner. Had to watch the hockey game. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 4:34:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you're one of those "woke" types, aren't you? |
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Date: 6/4/2022 4:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh, my mistake. I am apologizing for the fact you had to watch those hockey games. Better? |
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Date: 6/4/2022 5:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...it's a start. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 5:25:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Back in the early 1930's I actually did a little "truffle hunting," up in the Eichsfeld region of Germany. The woman who housed me at the time was "Frau Adelaine." Kronk was off in the Congo, supposedly researching the life cycle of "Mountain Gorillas," but suspect he was really somewhere on the coast of Gabon, trying to catch a three hundred pound Atlantic Tarpon. Anyway, I did pretty well supplying the frau with truffles until this "Ashanti Dwarf Pig," named "Flojoella" moved in on me. That sow could really find truffles, I kid you not. I got feed up with the competition and went to work for a guy named "Harry Anslinger." He had me sniffing out illegal drugs at LAF. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 5:36:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: I agree that "Hey Larry" is one cool cat. "Ice Ice, Baby" Oh, and kronk is every bit as cranky as "they" want you to believe. he rants and raves about everything from the amount of blue "M&M's" in a handful, to whether, or not Pelosi has "really" been banned from receiving "the sacrament, or not. kronk---I think that being "cranky" may well prevent me from going totally insane. "L.D."---Oh, you do, do you? Well, let me be totally honest to you and say that, "it's not working." kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 6/4/2022 6:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...being cranky is a perk for me too. I don't know where I'd be today if people didn't consider me as an unseen patch of quicksand on the internet. |
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Date: 6/4/2022 9:19:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
L.D., was there any chance that the Frau Adelaide enjoyed a good Oktoberfest? If so, how is beer when you drink it at room temperature? That Anslinger fellow strikes me as a straight laced buttoned up anal retentive type. I hope you managed to learn how to avoid flying a plane , you could’ve been George Jung’s copilot and history would’ve been a lot different. |
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Date: 6/5/2022 8:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Yes, indeed. Harry was as hard as they come. I offer the following quote:"Hasheesh makes a murderer who kills for the love of killing out of the mildest mannered man who ever laughed at the idea that any habit could ever get him." (H. Anslinger) kronk---I remember that guy. He was hard on "us," but, easy on "them." Didn't you move in with Joe McCarthy during that time period? "L.D."---There is no proof, whatsoever, to your last question. kronk---Ummm hummmm.... |
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