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"Who Dat?"----Kur onk

  Author:  21435  Category:(Poetry) Created:(6/3/2022 5:52:00 PM)
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There is no moonlight.

I cannot see the stars.

It is bloody dark.

The fire is out.

My matches are wet.

I forgot the torch.


Only one of my ears is working.

One of my eyes feels exhausted.

I think I thought I may have heard something.

My other eye feels like it may be developing a nervous twitch.


Seems, I feel movement. You know; like a pressure change?

There is nothing wrong with my nose. Something reeks!

I do remember packing a weapon.

Hmmm, now where did I put that?


Kronk---What's out there?

"L.D."---How would I know?

kronk---You might use your highly evolved sense of smell, hearing, and sight.

"L.D."---Right! I gotta' go, man! There's something out there!

kronk---WHAT!


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Date: 6/3/2022 6:53:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    X https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY  
Date: 6/4/2022 8:51:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...LD... I was going to suggest that you take Kronk out for "a ride in the country" but it appears like you're already there.
You know what you have to do now.

  
Date: 6/4/2022 11:32:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I love the beat on that tune. Rock "well," baby!

"L.D."---Smile for the camera, honey.

  
Date: 6/4/2022 11:46:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." here: kronk is such a baby. He's really cramping my style with his paranoia. Anyway, I found this lady that lives in a house on the edge of the
forest. She is willing to babysit kronk, for three dollars a day. (includes rich snacks) You should see this house; it's made of gingerbread.

kronk---Does she have WiFi?

"L.D."---I'm not sure, but I do know that she is into bondage.

kronk---Oh, Goody!
  
Date: 6/4/2022 3:24:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ...sounds like that ^^^ should work out well for Kronk, having been an fervid follower of the stock market for many a year.  
Date: 6/4/2022 6:24:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hekler "L.D." must've spiked my 151 rum, `cause when I came to, some old crone was poking me with a stick and cackling, "hehehehe; won't be long, now."

"L.D."---My tummy aches. I think I ate too much gingerbread.

kronk---I never did get the hang of "buy low, sell high."

"L.D."---Got any "spirits of ammonia?

kronk---No, but I can put on "Spirits Having Flown," if you'd like.

"L.D."---Ugh! Man, I would get stuck in a post with you.

kronk---"Never before having flown." (Bee Gees)...hehehe
  

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