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Date: 5/28/2022 7:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  A fine joke for the Saturday on holiday weekend. Lots of shoppers buying up meat, beer and incidentals. I was up early, myself, scouring the highway, near home, for fresh roadkill. (inflation) Anyway, I'd only walked a couple of miles, when I witnessed an eighteen wheeler clip an armadillo family of six. Papa Dilla, who was in the lead, was beyond salvaging, but I clubbed the rest of the gang, while they stood over the body, mourning. So, it's barbecued "Texas turkey," for "L.D." and I. (Mrs. Kronk opted to have dinner with a friend.)Usually, I just wait in the car, while my associate does the shopping. It's summertime, down here, and extremely warm, so I really need to stay in the car with "L.D." ("L.D." has already been permanently banned from the local food mart. He brought one of his female friends, one past shopping trip, and they went up to the main entrance and engaged in "questionable behavior." "L.D."---It wasn't my fault! It was her perfume. It drove me nuts! kronk---Alright,now. That's enough of that kind of talk. How about making your "special sauce" for the meat.  |
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Date: 5/28/2022 7:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’ll tell ya Kronk, I-like to get in the store and get out as soon as possible. No matter how wide the aisle is there’s always those that will clog the arteries due to excessive socializing/ gossiping. Then there’s a girlfriend I-had for a brief time. The first and only time I went shopping with her was when I also ended my relationship with her after noticing she had a bad case of “ Winona Ryder” syndrome.  |
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Date: 5/28/2022 7:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...okay, I don't know how you did it but you uncovered my true identity. I wonder if the store ever found all of those musical Christmas ornaments that I hid on the shelves behind product?  |
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Date: 5/28/2022 7:31:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk...have you got any good armadillo recipes you could share with us? |
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Date: 5/28/2022 7:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh yeah Hekler, what really gave you away is when you decided to decorate the public restroom with Xmas wreaths super glued to toilet seats. |
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Date: 5/28/2022 7:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There’s a shish- ka-bob recipe from the Ozarks that I’ve heard of….. |
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Date: 5/28/2022 8:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I had nothing at all to do with the wreaths although I may have had some complicity in the super glue application. |
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Date: 5/28/2022 11:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I love your phrase, "girlfriend I-had for a brief time." "L.D."---It is rather "catchy," yes. kronk---I have not seen much of "W. Ryder," lately. "L.D."---There was a rumor going around that she was working on a new "Spiderman" movie, called, "Sticky Fingers." kronk---Really? Pass me the wine skin, will you please. |
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Date: 5/28/2022 12:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler Well, of course the fresher the armadillo, the better. I usually draw and quarter the larger ones, leave the cubs whole and soak everything in apple cider vinegar for about twenty minutes. Then.... "L.D."---Then, what? C'mon, man; you can't just crash in the middle of a recipe. kronk---Oh, yeah, right. Sorry, Hekler. I was fantasizing, again. Where was I, now? Oh, I remember. After the apple vinegar soak, I hit `em with a dash of salt and pepper, toss `em on the grill and sprinkle liberally with 151 rum, every minute and a half, for approx. three and a half hours. (Beware of potential "flame up.) "L.D."---Are you kidding? There won't be any meat left, if you do that. kronk---Meat? Who wants meat, anyway? All the rum gets absorbed into the bones, dog. "The marrow is where it's at." "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/29/2022 12:47:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...Thanks for the recipe Kronk! As many cooks will do, I have altered the recipe a little to better reflect my lifestyle. Gone is the apple cider vinegar, salt, pepper and the grill. I do continue to sprinkle some of that high octane rum down my gullet every minute and a half though. |
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Date: 5/29/2022 12:58:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You don’t smoke your recipe do you? |
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Date: 5/29/2022 1:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...got any suggestions? |
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Date: 5/29/2022 4:01:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Yeah, get a smoker. |
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Date: 5/30/2022 1:01:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler A very meaningful alteration, indeed. I mean, who needs meat, when there's tofu? "L.D."---Does rum come from a plant? kronk---I comes from a bottle. "L.D."---Ugh? |
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Date: 5/31/2022 7:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...sounds good Kronk. One for you and tofu me. |
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Date: 6/1/2022 5:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler I had to give up the rum. Last time I drank that stuff, my associate told me that we were late for an engagement, because I spent three hours talking to the left front tire on our car. "L.D."---Ugh? |
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