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Date: 5/22/2022 4:30:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
If it weren't The Salmon then no doubt herd of Elephant would threaten to stampede your residence if you didn't hand it over.  |
Date: 5/22/2022 6:08:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  We could have a doozy of a party with a herd of elephant meat!"L.D."---Yeah, even you should be able to hit one, if you put your glasses on. kronk---Ugh!  |
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Date: 5/22/2022 6:41:00 PM
From Authorid: 5940
White cane optional……..I’m there. |
Date: 5/23/2022 12:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 4995
Utterly FANTASTIC Kronk.  |
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Date: 5/24/2022 10:10:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Kronk/L.D...put that peanut butter into a blender and add some vodka. You'll start a whole new taste craze.  |
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Date: 5/24/2022 10:37:00 AM
From Authorid: 5940
I’ll supply the blender! |
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Date: 5/24/2022 12:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I said blender, not bender. |
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Date: 5/24/2022 6:24:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Kronk has taken to roaming the neighborhood with a three pound jar of the "peanut vodka," in hand. Yesterday, he dug his way into the mayor's yard and made off with the guy's 87 year old mother. kronk---What do you mean, "made off with?" We shared a few tablespoons and she insisted that I drive her to "The Silver Slipper." When we got there, she jumped out the truck and began doing "the funky chicken" across the parking lot. When she got to the entrance, she yelled; "Go home buddy and let the air out of my son's tires. See ya next year!" "L.D."---Do you expect anyone to believe that rot? kronk---Of course. "L.D."---Oh, OK. |
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Date: 5/27/2022 2:42:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I keep running into the same piece of furniture, whenever I go to get water, at night. I may finally have to seek, "professional help." "L.D."---I could give you invaluable advice; if the price was right. kronk---Oh, so it's "Dr. "L.D." now, is it? What manner of compensation do you seek for this "invaluable advice, " of yours. "L.D."---Oh, I think a three pound can of "beef, chicken and cheese" gourmet puppy yum, would about cover it. kronk---Done! Lay it on me. "L.D."--- In order to quit running into the same piece of furniture, whenever you go to get water, at night, you should stop, as you enter the room where the offending piece of furniture is located, reach over to the "light switch" for that particular room and turn the light switch to the "ON" position. kronk---Ugh! Why didn't "I" think of that? "L.D."---Well, if you throw in a pint of whole milk into the deal, I could answer that question, too. kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 5/27/2022 2:44:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
Celtic Princess Thanks for checking out the words, my friend. Stay sweet. |
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Date: 4/27/2023 3:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 21435
I'm told that inflation has fallen to 5.something, from a high of about 8.5 percent. "L.D."---So, what exactly does that mean? kronk---I'm not sure. Maybe it means that the price to buy things has gone down? "L.D."---Have prices gone down? kronk---Not that I can tell. By the way, one day a week, you'll have to eat tofu. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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