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Date: 5/16/2022 4:41:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I’d hate to be the HR manger on this one…….  |
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Date: 5/16/2022 6:04:00 AM
From Authorid: 13969
Take Beano before and there will be no gas. Outside of some sort of culture thing that I am missing, I don't really see a problem with locker room farts because that's the most wholesomely benign locker room scandal ever. Hidden cameras? Assault? Theft? ...and flatulence?  |
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Date: 5/16/2022 6:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, the way the world is today I’m surprised that picking your nose isn’t punishable by a fine and a jail sentence. |
Date: 5/16/2022 11:00:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: Personally, I have no problem with living creatures passing gas in my presence.kronk---Ugh! I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it. You roll around in any and all available carrion. "L.D."---Do you mind? I'm expressing an opinion, here. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---Anyway....Marcelo would've probably been alright, if he hadn't laughed after he broke wind. I have found that looking shocked, making a face and hollering out; "Oooo weee! Who farted!" is the best way to draw attention away from one's self. kronk---Hey, that's pretty good. I have to agree. Farting and laughing about, is a rather "graceless, tactless, rude, boorish, awkward and foolish" thing to do. "L.D."---Don't hold back, now. Let the folks know how you feel. kronk---Got any caffeine? "L.D."---No, but I have vodka. kronk---My dog!  |
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Date: 5/16/2022 1:45:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Well, as they always say laughter is the medicine. Unless of course your downwind. |
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Date: 5/17/2022 7:45:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...the fact that he was giving everyone empty jars and calling them "preserves" couldn't have made him very popular at the breakfast table.  |
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Date: 5/18/2022 10:32:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I'm sorry I broke your post by mentioning the gas-in-a-jar. In your general direction. |
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Date: 5/19/2022 5:06:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
No doubt the variety of magic / novelty shops in your area appreciate your patronage. |
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Date: 5/19/2022 3:02:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...give me your Mastercard info. I'll make your bank account disappear. |
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Date: 5/19/2022 5:46:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
First you must sign a contract for me to be your manager. I’ll bill you as “ The Man With The 5 Fingered Discount!” |
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Date: 5/19/2022 9:06:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...no contract and I'll give you 50% of the take. |
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Date: 5/20/2022 4:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That’s a dealbreaker. |
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Date: 5/20/2022 7:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Does my poor old heart good to see good old-fashioned "American/Canadian Ingenuity," coupled with the sort of trust that seems to be disappearing from the "day to day," in our countries. Yes, indeed. A "verbal contract." That's the way we do things, down here in Texas. "L.D."---True, that. Although, it doesn't hurt to have a squad of hard hitting contract lawyers on retainer; just in case. kronk---Ugh! |
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