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"Pablum"

  Author:  21435  Category:(Interesting) Created:(5/12/2022 12:16:00 PM)
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Good afternoon, all you wonderful people! Today, I will attempt to revive "The Word of the Day." A time honored tradition, from the early days of radio broadcasting.

"L.D."---B O R I N G

kronk--- C'mon, dog? Give it a chance.

"L.D."---I dunno' man. Exactly how often do you plan on gracing the readers with your "Word of the Day?"

kronk---Well, at least once, today and probably, once, every eleven months, thereafter.

"L.D."---Oh, OK; everything in moderation, I say. Pray tell, "what" is your word for "today?"

kronk---That's the spirit, dog! Today's word is "Pablum."

"L.D."---"Pablum," eh? Isn't that some form of baby food?

kronk---Good, dog. You are correct! "Pablum" actually has a couple of meanings: 1. A bland soft cereal for infants. 2. Intellectual material that is bland, trite, or insipid: "It was the sort of pablum routinely pronounced by State Department spokesmen when they had no real policy to describe"

"L.D."---Yeah, OK; whatever? See you in eleven months.

kronk---Ugh!

How it changed my life:

I've come to realize that there is essentially "no" line that "they" will not cross.

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Date: 5/12/2022 5:39:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, it’s good to see this manner of public service announcement, after all, the more you know, right? I’ve often wondered if society was spoon fed ( or a form of pablum ) real facts instead of being bombarded with half truths or fake news, then there might be an end to reality tv shows and the like.  
Date: 5/12/2022 5:46:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    L.D., moderation could also be a word of the day. In fact, I can picture you on an episode of Mr. Rogers explaining the meaning of moderation when a French Poodle named Paris is trying to get other dogs on board with watching reruns of The Price Is Right, Bob Barker edition.  
Date: 5/13/2022 10:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "They" have us so messed up that it's getting increasingly more difficult to differentiate between the "Good, the bad and the ugly." I got to thinking
about "pablum," when I watched the news and was "led to believe" that there was a baby formula shortage in the U.S.A. And, yes indeed; a little truth
would certainly be refreshing.
  
Date: 5/13/2022 11:08:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: How'd you know about "Paris?" That poodle was the French equivalent of "Funky Cold Medina!" I mean, she had a line of suitors a mile long. She was certainly an "exceptional animal," but far too rich for my blood. I heard she started her own "kennel," in the "Alpes-Côte d'Azur" and eventually "hooked up" with a rich "Pyrenean Sheppard," from "Benasque."  
Date: 5/13/2022 3:34:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, I know what you mean about the news regarding a baby food shortage. My answers would be get creative and use a blender. Toilet paper disappearing on the other hand….  
Date: 5/13/2022 3:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    L.D., I bet ZsaZsaGabor was impressed!  
Date: 5/13/2022 6:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I learned some time ago that a lack of toilet paper is no big deal.

"L.D."---Oh, Lord! I can't believe that you actually wrote something like that. What will people think of you, now?

kronk---Hey! I used to worry about it, myself. But, this dude explained his method of dealing with the problem and now, it's all good.

"L.D."---Wait a minute; tell me that you're not talking about "Chien?" You kept trying to shake hands and he kept insisting that he was right handed and always
offered you his left hand.

kronk---You're an extremely perceptive animal, you know that. "Put `er there, pal."

"L.D."---I don't think so.

kronk---Ugh!

  
Date: 5/13/2022 6:54:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: "Zsa Zsa" is my favorite Gabor sister.

kronk---Why is that?

"L.D."---In her memoirs, she listed her nine husbands in chronological order. That sort of thing turns me on.

kronk---"How Bizarre?"

"L.D."---I like "OMC," too.
  
Date: 5/13/2022 7:25:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, are you ambidextrous?  
Date: 5/13/2022 7:28:00 PM  From Authorid: 5940    I was worried for a moment there L.D.

Thought you were about to tell us about wearing a motorcycle cop outfit while role playing.
  
Date: 5/14/2022 5:33:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry I wouldn't say that I am "ambidextrous," but I could do a few things, with either hand. I could, that is, before "the accident."

"L.D."---Oh, Lord! What accident? There was no accident, Hey Larry. He has "roving Rheumatoid Arthritis," between his left middle and index fingers. If he tries to
point north, he ends up pointing due west.

kronk---Ah Ha! So you "do" admit that I have a problem?

"L.D."---Oh, there was never any doubt about that. Now, go wash your finger.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/14/2022 5:52:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: I have it on good authority that Zsa Zsa was under a copious amount of high level stress, when she smacked that police officer.

kronk---The officer is lucky that she didn't hit him with her bottle of "Jack Daniels."

"L.D."---Hungarian wenches are often feisty.

kronk---You're just a dog.

"L.D."---Woof woof, baby.
  

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