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Hey Larry’s JOTW #81

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(5/7/2022 2:51:00 AM)
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I Put My Pants On The Same As Any Other Man

 

 

 Hopping around on one foot while looking for some furniture to hang onto........

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Date: 5/7/2022 9:14:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...you wear pants? This IS news.

  
Date: 5/7/2022 9:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Yes, I live in in a country that believes in capitalism where people are wearing clothes and not necessarily part of a commune or a nudist colony.

Which explains why I must ask you the same question.
  
Date: 5/7/2022 11:21:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...for the most part, I just wear a bikini.
It shows off my figure best when I'm tanning.

  
Date: 5/7/2022 12:35:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Ain't it the truth, brother. It's a daily struggle with me and my pants. Sometimes, even with well positioned furniture, I still wipeout.

"L.D."---It's so funny to watch kronk doing the simplest things. I especially enjoy it when he squats and then attempts to stand up, again.

kronk---Young "whipper snapper" of a dog. Just wait until you make 66,000,000 years; then you can give me the news.

"L.D."---hehehe..he he

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/7/2022 12:37:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hekler I tried to "puff out my chest," the other day and pulled a muscle.

"L.D."---You also cracked the mirror.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 5/7/2022 2:45:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hekler, do you have to use a specific tanning oil like a former President? That Orange Aura brand?  
Date: 5/7/2022 2:47:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Kronk, it would be funny if L.D. tried to wear pants.  
Date: 5/20/2022 7:36:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: As a matter of fact: I was gifted the most darling zip-up, full length, spandex, jump suit, by my old friend, "Elizabeth Windsor." That old gal may have snow on top, but there's still a smoldering fire down-

kronk---CUT!....Alright, never mind about your eccentric royal friends. Keep it clean. We don't want to tarnish the integrity of Hey Larry's JOTW.

"L.D."---Yeah, well OK. You can be such a prude, sometimes. Zip me up, would you, please.
  
Date: 5/20/2022 10:52:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    The NEW adventures of Super Dawg....  

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