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Date: 5/3/2022 5:24:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I can understand the squirrel over indulging from a Mardi Gras celebration, but this squirrel must have eaten the wrong acorn. |
Date: 5/3/2022 7:40:00 AM From Authorid: 46486 That squirrel sounds nuts. |
Date: 5/3/2022 8:59:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...these squirrels need to be bred and released at a Trump rally. |
Date: 5/3/2022 10:02:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 You mean January 6th didn't count? |
Date: 5/3/2022 10:34:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...Jan. 6 only counts if you're a creative type that likes to rewrite history. |
Date: 5/3/2022 10:48:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Count? That's just plain nutz! |
Date: 5/3/2022 6:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...well! Aren't you all bright eyed and bushy-tailed! |
Date: 5/3/2022 6:58:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Do I ever have a "squirrel story" for you! kronk---Would your squirrel story, by any chance, have anything to do with me? "L.D."---Of course. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---Kronk's Aunt Liz (No; not Claiborne) loved her squirrel meat, so she dispatched young kronk into "the deep wood," in search of at least one of the hyperactive rodents. Bullets were expensive at the time, so kronk was armed with his trusty slingshot. And, wouldn't you know it, before he had gone very far, at all, into the wood, our hero scored a fine red squirrel. Yep, knocked the thing out of a fifty foot cypress tree with only one rock. kronk---That was quite a shot, if I say so, myself. "L.D."---Don't interrupt, please. kronk---Ugh! "L.D."---So, kronk races to the base of the tree, snatches the animal up, stuffs it into a back pocket and makes for home.....UNFORUNATELY...The squirrel was merely stunned and shortly regained consciousness, with an awful headache and in an extremely foul mood. The squirrel then proceeds to deal kronk at least eight savage bites on his derriere, before he was able to toss remove the squirrel from his wardrobe. kronk---Ugh! That little monster even bit me on the hand, as I was throwing it away. "L.D."---hehehe |
Date: 5/3/2022 7:08:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^^ And this is why I refuse to swerve when two or more of these rodents decide the6 want to play a game of chicken with as I drive to work in the morning. Full steam ahead! |
Date: 5/3/2022 8:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
^^^^^^OH THE HORROR!^^^^^^ |
Date: 5/4/2022 4:44:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Hey! It’s the Circle of Life pal! Buzzards gotta family to feed! |
Date: 5/4/2022 9:30:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
NO! Please, don't post that! kronk---But, it's a joke, son! I say, it's a joke! "L.D."---I'm embarrassed for you. kronk---I'm not. C'mon, dog. Play along "L.D."---Ugh! ** kronk---Tonight, we're having "Himalayan Rabbit Stew." "L.D." (under protest)---Where's you find a Himalayan rabbit? kronk--I found "him a layan" in the road. Oh, God, that's funny! "L.D."---Ugh! Wait `till Hekler gets ahold of that one. |
Date: 5/4/2022 10:44:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 ^^^ JOTW arrives early, LOL! |
Date: 5/7/2022 8:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...I place my vote for Kronk to be the new master of the J.O.T.W. |
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