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“ CUJO” The Killer Squirrel

  Author:  5940  Category:(News) Created:(5/3/2022 5:22:00 AM)
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Slidell, Louisiana

Police say they responded to the squirrel attack involving a 78-year-old man. Reports to the police department stated, "the man was actively being attacked by a squirrel, who was eating his hand. The man was attempting to choke the squirrel, but was unable to obtain a good grip.”

First responders arrived and found the man still struggling with the squirrel. The squirrel was eventually subdued and died as a result of its injuries. The man was transported to a local hospital to be treated for his injuries, some of which were pretty significant, they say. He is expected to make a full recovery.

Slidell Police say the man was walking around outside of his home when the squirrel came from the direction of his roof and attacked him. The attack was unprovoked.

Officials say it is very rare for squirrels to attack people, but there have been documented cases of squirrels attacking and biting people and pets sometimes severely enough to cause injury. In a Facebook post, police say a diseased squirrel may be more likely to show aggressive or hostile behavior towards human beings.

This is the second reported squirrel attack in Slidell this year, police say. The first occurred in February, during a Mardi Gras parade.

https://www.katc.com/news/covering-louisiana/slidell-pd-78-year-old-man-attacked-by-squirrel-resulting-in-significant-injuries

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Date: 5/3/2022 5:24:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I can understand the squirrel over indulging from a Mardi Gras celebration, but this squirrel must have eaten the wrong acorn.  
Date: 5/3/2022 7:40:00 AM  From Authorid: 46486    That squirrel sounds nuts.  
Date: 5/3/2022 8:59:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...these squirrels need to be bred and released at a Trump rally.

  
Date: 5/3/2022 10:02:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You mean January 6th didn't count?  
Date: 5/3/2022 10:34:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...Jan. 6 only counts if you're a creative type that likes to rewrite history.

  
Date: 5/3/2022 10:48:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Count? That's just plain nutz!  
Date: 5/3/2022 6:17:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...well! Aren't you all bright eyed and bushy-tailed!

  
Date: 5/3/2022 6:58:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Do I ever have a "squirrel story" for you!

kronk---Would your squirrel story, by any chance, have anything to do with me?

"L.D."---Of course.

kronk---Ugh!

"L.D."---Kronk's Aunt Liz (No; not Claiborne) loved her squirrel meat, so she dispatched young kronk into "the deep wood," in search of at least one of the
hyperactive rodents. Bullets were expensive at the time, so kronk was armed with his trusty slingshot. And, wouldn't you know it, before he had gone very
far, at all, into the wood, our hero scored a fine red squirrel. Yep, knocked the thing out of a fifty foot cypress tree with only one rock.

kronk---That was quite a shot, if I say so, myself.

"L.D."---Don't interrupt, please.

kronk---Ugh!

"L.D."---So, kronk races to the base of the tree, snatches the animal up, stuffs it into a back pocket and makes for home.....UNFORUNATELY...The squirrel was
merely stunned and shortly regained consciousness, with an awful headache and in an extremely foul mood. The squirrel then proceeds to deal kronk at least
eight savage bites on his derriere, before he was able to toss remove the squirrel from his wardrobe.

kronk---Ugh! That little monster even bit me on the hand, as I was throwing it away.

"L.D."---hehehe

  
Date: 5/3/2022 7:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^^ And this is why I refuse to swerve when two or more of these rodents decide the6 want to play a game of chicken with as I drive to work in the morning. Full steam ahead!  
Date: 5/3/2022 8:22:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    ^^^^^^OH THE HORROR!^^^^^^

  
Date: 5/4/2022 4:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hey! It’s the Circle of Life pal! Buzzards gotta family to feed!  
Date: 5/4/2022 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    NO! Please, don't post that!

kronk---But, it's a joke, son! I say, it's a joke!

"L.D."---I'm embarrassed for you.

kronk---I'm not. C'mon, dog. Play along

"L.D."---Ugh!

**

kronk---Tonight, we're having "Himalayan Rabbit Stew."

"L.D." (under protest)---Where's you find a Himalayan rabbit?

kronk--I found "him a layan" in the road. Oh, God, that's funny!

"L.D."---Ugh! Wait `till Hekler gets ahold of that one.

  
Date: 5/4/2022 10:44:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ JOTW arrives early, LOL!  
Date: 5/7/2022 8:13:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I place my vote for Kronk to be the new master of the J.O.T.W.

  

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