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Date: 4/30/2022 6:38:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 And this article is from one of THE most TRUSTED and RELIABLE news sources in the universe. |
Date: 4/30/2022 6:40:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I personally asked an annoying but anonymous dog who wished to not reveal his past experiences in Graceland about the fried banana sandwich scenario but the best I could get was ask a monkey. |
Date: 4/30/2022 7:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I must shine a light on an invisible member here atUSM, who shall remain invisible, for giving me another hot tip . It makes sense that Elvis would have nothing to do with America after President Richard Nixon resigned. http://elvissightingsociety.org/ |
Date: 4/30/2022 8:22:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I always use Fox News as a cure-all for my every constipation need. |
Date: 4/30/2022 10:34:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 It’s great for brain washing too! |
Date: 4/30/2022 10:37:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 On Presley’s gravestone his middle name Aron is spelt Aaron. Although Aaron is Elvis’ genuine middle name – but allegedly either his parents or himself wanted to change his middle name to Aron, possibly so it was more similar to Presley’s stillborn twin, Jesse Garon Presley; but some fans believe that the misspelling was intentional, and way of letting us know that Presley faked his own death. |
Date: 5/1/2022 5:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
There’s a theory, that points towards Elvis making an appearance in the 1990 film “ Home Alone” (so, 13 years after he died). As Kate ( Kevin’s Mom)checks flight availability, a bearded man is seen in the background – and the theory claims that the bearded fella is actually Elvis. Judge for yourself….. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqK1N-Ba-Gs |
Date: 5/1/2022 5:27:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 But one of my favorite theories that Elvis lives was portrayed by Bruce Campbell in the movie “ Bubba Ho-Tep” where The King is living in a nursing home after trading places with an Elvis impersonator to escape the show biz world. The movie passes itself off as a low budget sci fi comedy but I think there’s more truth to it than it pretends. |
Date: 5/1/2022 5:31:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 I’m currently researching backwards masking, the process of playing a record backwards to listen for hidden messages from Elvis. |
Date: 5/1/2022 8:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: A few years ago, we had dinner with a dude named "Mervis," up in D.C. He looked lively enough to me. kronk---Oh, Lord! The man wrote "Elvis," as in Presley! Not "Mervis," as in diamonds! "L.D."---Oh, OK; I gotcha', man. Presley, the singer, eh? We had dinner with him, last year, didn't we? kronk---That is correct. Elvis, Pelosi, Richard Millhouse, and Jim Hoffa, down in Peru. "L.D."---Oh, yeah! In that club called "The White Room," underneath the ruins of "Machu Picchu." kronk---"They" all looked good, except for "Nan-Nan." "L.D."---I agree. She's been spending too much time above ground. |
Date: 5/1/2022 9:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Did I mention the time I saw Elvis at an animal shelter? Well it seems there was this old dude who wanted to drop off a mutt who looks alot like Droopy from those Tex Avery cartoons. The old man said he was tired of trying to potty train the pooch and threatened to shoot him, that's when Elvis intervened and said Hey Man! Don't be cruel! |
Date: 5/1/2022 4:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Those basset hounds are just plain stubborn, at times. kronk---I wonder how old the dog in question, was? "L.D."---Who knows? I do know one thing, though. kronk---What's that? "L.D."---In order to train a dog, you have to be a little smarter than the dog. kronk---Didn't Mark Twain say something like that? "L.D." Actually, it was Richard Pryor. |
Date: 5/1/2022 5:28:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Who you gonna believe? Me or your lying eyes? ====== Richard Pryor |
Date: 5/2/2022 1:54:00 PM From Authorid: 46486 If Fox News reported it then that means Elvis must certainly be alive, lol! |
Date: 5/2/2022 6:24:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Yes indeed Fallin’ Angel. After all, Fox News once advertised that they were fair and balanced. |
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