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Hey Larry’s JOTW #80

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/30/2022 5:19:00 AM)
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Me behave?

As a child I saw Tarzan almost naked.

Cinderella stayed out past midnight.

Pinocchio told lies, Aladdin was a thief.

Batman always drove way past the speed limit.

Popeye smoked a pipe and had tattoos.

Snow White lived in a house with seven men.

Scooby Doo and Shaggy were always in the back of the van with a severe case of the munchies.

It’s not my fault. This was my childhood.

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Date: 4/30/2022 1:03:00 PM  From Authorid: 5301    

...this sounds a lot like your adulthood too.

  
Date: 4/30/2022 1:29:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Almost.... I'm still working on getting a van and then see if Kronk will let me borrow L.D. as I start an investigation agency and solve mysteries.  
Date: 4/30/2022 1:44:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Shades of John Steinbeck's "Travels with Charley."

"L.D."---I'm in, Hey Larry! We'll just change the name of the adventure to, "Travels with "L.D."

kronk---Don't feed him chicken thighs, Hey Larry. Gives him gas. If you do feed him thighs, make sure he takes his "Beano" pill.

"L.D."---I only "break wind," in my sleep.

kronk---Yeah; but you sleep 18 hours a day.

"L.D."---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/30/2022 2:07:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Chapter One: The Case Of The Swamp Gad Monster.  
Date: 4/30/2022 2:08:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    ^^^ Gas.....  
Date: 5/1/2022 4:23:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry "L.D." here: There's always the "chicken crossing the road," or the elusive "southern bigfoot."

kronk---What "do" you mean by the "southern" bigfoot.

"L.D."---I know people that would pay "big" money to solve that mystery.

kronk---What's the difference between a regular bigfoot and a "southern bigfoot?"

"L.D."---Well, a regular bigfoot is a very hairy creature, while the elusive "southern bigfoot" is completely hairless and is notorious for crashing upscale pool
parties.

kronk---You're kidding me, right?

"L.D."---Not at all. You remember the eight foot, naked dude, that showed up at Hillary's pool, last year?

kronk---No? You mean?

"L.D."---I ain't lying.
  
Date: 5/1/2022 5:22:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Is LarryThe Cable Guy hard up for money? Fallen on bad times?  
Date: 5/2/2022 6:16:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry The guy who crashed Hillary's pool party looked more like "The Secretary of Homeland Security, of the United States of America."

"L.D."---Yeah. We had a nice long talk and he assured me that there "is" no crisis.

kronk---I beg to differ on that one. I met "Isis" back in 12,000 B.C. I want you to know that girl could...

"L.D."---Alright, alright....Go take a cold shower, "Bubba Ho Tep,"

  
Date: 5/2/2022 6:31:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    You do realize Kronk, L.D., I am a big fan . You two have a lot in common with those “ Improbable History “ cartoons from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show back in my childhood days. Keep up the good work, sincerely, keep it up!  
Date: 5/2/2022 7:21:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Write on, brother. We "are" living it in 2022.

"L.D."---I expect he "will" disappear, "very" soon. He's getting rather mouthy.

kronk---Ugh!
  

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