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Date: 4/29/2022 10:25:00 AM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Thought it would be a good idea on offering sound advice when traveling, after all, wearing a mask should be the least of your worries. |
Date: 4/29/2022 5:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Man...It's a small world, anyway. I was playing golf with the manager of the business where I worked and that dude "Cawthorn" came running up to the manager and hollered really loud; "You ain't nothin" but a 67 year old punk!"...I was flabbergasted! I could not believe "Cawthorn" said that to the big boss. "L.D."----No, no, man! You got it all wrong. The fellow that did the screaming was called "Hawthorn," not "Cawthorn." Have you been in "the cabinet," again? kronk---I'm having an "off" day. "L.D."---"Cawthorn" is the guy that took us squirrel hunting, west of Raleigh. You got in trouble for shooting a state bird. kronk---When that cardinal rushed me, I "saw red" and thought the thing was an alien life form. "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 4/29/2022 5:21:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Was “ Hawthorn “ upset because the big boss shot a 67 that day? Not into golf but that’s a good score without a handicap right? |
Date: 4/29/2022 6:00:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: kronk doesn't know a thing about golf. One of his so called "friends" took us to one of the land based casinos, a few years ago. The "on- site" golf course was really something to see; A bunch of rich drunks wandering around, hollering at one another. Kronk fit right in with that crowd. His final "stroke tally" was something like 176. He took so long that "they" came and spirited him back to the casino and gave him 10,000 casino credits to stay off the green. He also broke five windows, insulted four female golfers and tried to wrestle a resident alligator in one of the water holes. kronk---I believe that someone must have tampered with my supply of "Old Crow." "L.D."---Ugh! |
Date: 4/29/2022 6:04:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"Keep on the look out, electric eyes Rats on the sell-out who going to testify You know my habits way ahead of time Listening to me on your satellite"..."Fingerprint File," by The Rolling Stones. "L.D."---"Good Night...Sleep Tight" |
Date: 4/29/2022 7:13:00 PM ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940 Kronk could have been in the movie “Caddyshack.” |
Date: 4/30/2022 1:39:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...LOL at the continuing adventures of Kronk and L.D. Why was I always the caddie and not the rich drunk. I was only halfway successful in attaining the latter status. |
Date: 4/30/2022 1:59:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hekler "L.D." here: Don't feel badly, man. kronk never achieved that part of the status, either. He got invited because his rich friends found him to be a "somewhat" interesting diversion. Kronk is what's known "in certain circles" as a "hold my beer and watch this," guy. kronk---"The whiskey's good...The food is free...You ain't no better, dog...So, don't dis me." "L.D."---I bet you can't jump out of a third story window, without crippling yourself. kronk---What's in it for me? "L.D."---$20. kronk---"Hold my beer and watch this." "L.D." I rest my case. |
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