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Hey Larry’s JOTW #79

  Author:  5940  Category:(Humor) Created:(4/22/2022 11:40:00 PM)
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A tough looking group of bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop.

The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also doesn’t want to miss an opportunity, so he asks, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"

She does, and it is a long, deep, lingering kiss. After she's finished, the tough, burly biker says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I’ve ever had! That's a real talent you’re wasting. You could be famous. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl…"

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Date: 4/22/2022 11:43:00 PM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I’m told that I need sensitivity training, but I think riding a motorcycle is dangerous.  
Date: 4/23/2022 4:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...enough about you. Where's the J.O.T.W?

  
Date: 4/23/2022 5:18:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I thought it was already posted , maybe we need to have a podcast about this.  
Date: 4/23/2022 5:44:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    Hey Larry Well, you know what "they" say. There ain't no greater joy than a---

"L.D."---That's enough of that kinda' talk! Confusion, over sexual orientation is serious business, these days.

kronk---Ok. Maybe you're right. In that case, I think the biker does indeed deserve recognition.

"L.D."---For trying to talk the person out of jumping?

kronk---No...Far tossing the person off the bridge, after the kiss. It's like the biker assisted in granting the person's death wish.

"L.D."---Ugh? I'll need some time to consider my reply, to that.

kronk---Take all the time you need. The bus doesn't leave for another couple of hours.

"L.D."---"Get up in the morning, get on the bus. Get up in the morning like the rest of us." (Guess Who)
  
Date: 4/23/2022 5:50:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    OK...After careful consideration, I find that your comment lacks sensitivity, refinement, or intelligence.

kronk---You mean?

"L.D."---Yes!

kronk---Oh...Can I sit next to you?

"L.D."---Sorry; this seat is taken.

kronk---Ugh!
  
Date: 4/23/2022 6:38:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    Hop on the bus Gus, don’t need to discuss much. Just drop off the key Lee, and set yourself free.  
Date: 4/23/2022 8:58:00 AM  From Authorid: 21435    I want a "podcast!"

kronk---No! You cannot have a "podcast."

"L.D."---If you don't get me a "podcast," I'll....I'll....

kronk---You'll what?

"L.D."---"I'll....I'll....I'll jump into a pit filled with venomous snakes from all four corners of the earth!

kronk---OK, then. Here you go.

"L.D." What's this?

kronk---Cab fare, to the snake farm.

"L.D."---Ugh!

  
Date: 4/23/2022 9:11:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    A podcast featuring Kronk, L.D., Hekler and the cast from the television show “ ALF” would be very interesting don’t you think?  
Date: 4/23/2022 9:30:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

...I see that you conveniently left yourself out of the podcast contributors.
Come on man, join in. People want to hear the opinion() of a door stop.

  
Date: 4/23/2022 9:35:00 AM  From Authorid: 5301    

I can see it all now:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/indianajones/images/8/8c/Cobra.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20100304033804

https://flxt.tmsimg.com/assets/p159764_p_v8_ae.jpg

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91imIqp-GaL._AC_SL1500_.jpg
  
Date: 4/23/2022 10:02:00 AM  ( From Author ) From Authorid: 5940    I was ALF in a previous life you dolt!  
Date: 4/25/2022 5:36:00 PM  From Authorid: 21435    I've said it before and I'll say it, again: You can actually learn stuff, reading Hey Larry's JOTW.

"L.D."---I agree. I've learned a few things, myself. Pray tell...What did you learn, today?

kronk---I always thought that "ALF" was a real alien.

"L.D."---I found that "ALF" looked a lot like my cousin, Gizmo.

kronk---You know, I can certainly see the resemblance. But, anyway, the character "ALF" was played by a 2'9" human male, named "Mihaly 'Michu 'Meszaros."

"L.D."---Cool...Was he from "Melmac?"

kronk---No...He was from Budaphest.
  

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