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Date: 4/18/2022 5:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
He should’ve requested a senior citizen’s discount……….  |
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Date: 4/18/2022 5:19:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Why is it called cheapskate? Miserly or Stingy. The word cheapskate was coined in the United States in the 1890s, and is a compound word made up of the word cheap and the word skate. In the late 1800s, the word skate was slang for a despicable person or a broken-down horse. |
Date: 4/18/2022 4:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  I get a free fountain drink at "one of the fried chicken places," and that's about the extent of my freebies. Things are pretty tight around here. "Money's short and times are hard." "L.D."---Tell me about it! I stalked a cat squirrel for four hours and when I finally nabbed it, some freak, driving a late model Mercedes, almost ran me over and then, got out and took my kill. kronk---Hey! A dude. in a car like that. was going through "the mayor's" trash. When I challenged him, he pulled a .44 magnum and said I best not interfere, `cause he was "on a mission" from Pelosi. "L.D."---Was he wearing spandex? kronk---"Millie/Shiny Matte," in a one-piece "Tropical Turquoise." "L.D."---Did you happen to notice the brand? Turquoise is my color. kronk---UGH!  |
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Date: 4/18/2022 5:22:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sometimes people that are in a state of panic/ fear have an extreme dose of adrenaline going through their body and it tends to make them see things that aren’t there, for example, Miley Cyrus in a Halloween costume procured from a dollar store. Hence the incident Kronk had during his dumpster dive mishap. And L.D., that sounds like you are reading a Stephen King paperback of the same name. But, there are way too many squirrels that create havoc on our roads so best wishes in your future endeavors. |
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Date: 4/18/2022 5:32:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Ok, I don’t mean to be insensitive, but L.D. definitely qualifies for the senior discount, and I myself do as well. In fact most of the time I don’t even have to ask for the senior discount, free drinks should only be the tip of the iceberg. You know Kronk, I have connections and can hook you up with AARP. |
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Date: 4/18/2022 6:03:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry Remember these lyrics? (Sure, you do.) "Crazy Chester followed me and he caught me in the fog He said, "I will fix your rack if you take Jack, my dog." I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man." He said, "That's OK, boy, won't you feed him when you can?" "The Weight," by The Band. "L.D."---Ha Ha. My name isn't Jack. kronk---Put a cork in it, Chester.  "L.D."---No one is supposed to know my name. Ugh! |
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Date: 4/18/2022 6:16:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Miley Cyrus, eh? She reminds me of a girl I knew, back in the third century B.C.. This girl hung out outside the Ishtar Gate (Babylon) and sold..... "L.D."---Hey! Nobody wants to hear about your sordid friendships. Miley is just a little high strung, is all. Give her a couple of decades, and I bet she straightens right up. kronk---Ha! Yeah, like you did, Chester. "L.D."---"Chester" was the cat's name. |
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Date: 4/19/2022 3:34:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
I sure do remember The Band! I. was really impressed with Levon Helm when he was a musical guest on SN L in the first season. And if you get the 50# bag of dog food you can stretch out you meals by adding water along with any available table scraps! Yum! |
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Date: 4/22/2022 2:07:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I know it's a bit off topic but does anyone remember Chesty Morgan? Does this name somehow mean something to me? I can't remember. Thanks Chester!  |
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Date: 4/22/2022 5:36:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Chesty Morgan played first base for the Dodgers back in the late 60’s. |
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Date: 4/23/2022 9:44:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...ah! Right you are! Traded from the Mets, therefore destroying their chances at winning the World Series for many years to come. |
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Date: 4/23/2022 10:00:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Not only that but the league had to re design the strike zone, which gave gave pitchers the upper hand. |
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Date: 4/23/2022 1:54:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
OMG ! Chesty Morgan! Back in the day, I spent hours------ "L.D."---Hold it right there, mister! Remember, this is a reputable website and I, for one, don't want to get kicked off! kronk---But, I---- "L.D."---Hush with that, now! Don't make me get "the strap!" kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/23/2022 2:02:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
You two would definitely make an interesting podcast. Poor Wes Parker, Dodger first baseman who was a single, handsome eligible bachelor had the run of his life back in the day, lol! |
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Date: 4/23/2022 2:14:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I give it another two and a half years. By then, if not sooner, kronk's commentary will be considered, tame. (as well as lame) kronk---Wow, man. That hurt. "L.D."---Get used to it. "kronk---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/24/2022 2:16:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That leaves the burden to you L.D. I trust you know how to sing and harmonize? |
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Date: 4/24/2022 2:10:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: I often go out to the levee, on moonlit nights, and sing to my brothers, the coyotes. "They" home in on my voice and come from miles around. kronk---Ha Ha...Yeah, they come from miles around, alright; to EAT you! "L.D."---Ugh! The world is full of critics! |
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Date: 4/24/2022 5:21:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Sounds like a night of bad karaoke and Singapore Slings! |
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Date: 4/24/2022 6:53:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "Scorpion Bowls" are an awesome way to interact. "L.D."---You call that interaction? I call that a dozen drunks, blowing bubbles into a basin of community liquor. Ugh! kronk---The mix is about 1300 proof. No germ could survive! "L.D."---Humans are so disgusting. |
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Date: 4/25/2022 5:09:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Speaking of blowing bubbles, Hekler once told me about some weekend bash he had once in a Jacuzzi……but He tells the story better than I could. |
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Date: 4/25/2022 5:15:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I bet that Hekler can run with that one. I've had a few memorable experiences in a jacuzzi, myself. "L.D."---Yeah! I remember one of those "memorable occasions," that I am desperately trying to forget. kronk---Wait a minute! What's going on around here. Just a minute ago, "Bridgette Bardot" was in the lower left hand corner! Now, some woman with red glitter, fake fingernails is holding a tissue with a big glob of earwax on it! "L.D."---Man...You've got about as much attention span as a seahorse! kronk---Oh, sorry. It's just that those adds are driving me nuts. What were you saying, about good times in a jacuzzi? "L.D."---I remember the time that your cousin "Christine, the burrito queen," crashed that jacuzzi party down in Reno. kronk---Oh, Lord! I remember that! Talk about "nasty bubbles!" Three people passed out and my Aunt Luna threw up her "olive-oil poached shrimp, with winter pistou." "L.D."---Ugh! That Christine can certainly "bust a mood." |
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Date: 4/28/2022 10:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
I only ever impersonated an officer of the law, one time. "L.D."---Oh, Lord! What now? kronk---Back in the day, I was obsessed with "Margot Kidder," and told her that I was a "Gendarme," in the Royal Canadian Mounted Police. "L.D."---How'd that work out, for you, "Clark Kent?" kronk---At first, she seemed flattered, but then she had the audacity to ask me to see some I.D. All I had on me, at the time, was my "Richard Millhouse Nixon" fan club card. "L.D."---Ugh! |
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Date: 4/28/2022 5:25:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Too bad you didn’t know Hekler back then. I’m positive he’d given you a dual citizenship as well as Carte’ Blanche to The Possum Lodge! That would’ve set the wheels in motion, eh? |
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Date: 4/28/2022 6:17:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry I was all set to be indoctrinated into the Oakland chapter of the "Royal Order of the Opossums," but "L.D." went berserk one day, (after abusing his de-wormer) and ate the "Grand Poo-Bah. "L.D."---That old possum thought he was so bad. He hissed, bared his fangs at me and then tried to play dead, to no avail. I don take guff from no marsupial. kronk---I lost out on a mess of fresh chicken when you did that. "L.D."---Ugh? |
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