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Date: 4/16/2022 1:25:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Follow me for more career building ideas!  |
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Date: 4/16/2022 4:13:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...or in your case: dark...See!  |
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Date: 4/16/2022 6:13:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Oh you crafty devil you. That's your roundabout way of saying blind leading the blind! |
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Date: 4/16/2022 6:38:00 AM
From Authorid: 5301
...stop picking on my inability to focus! |
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Date: 4/16/2022 9:09:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Name----Joe Occupation---Puppet Recent Accomplishments (if any)---I, along with a few facetious associates, am making "major" headway in destroying, arguably, the greatest nation on the planet. Qualifications---"C'mon, man. I'm not going to answer that. Do you think I'm stupid?" "L.D."---What is that all about? Talk about "off topic." You're supposed to be looking out for things like that. kronk---Yeah, I know, but the thing is; a spirit came out of the sky and made me to understand that I should evolve towards a "higher" calling. "L.D."---Will this "higher calling," of yours, in any way, put my daily meat ration at risk? kronk---It's a possibility. "L.D."---Help me, Hey Larry; You're my only hope!  |
Date: 4/16/2022 9:17:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry  "L.D." here: It seems that kronk has drifted waaaaay off topic. Anyway, we were talking about "light bulbs," I believe.kronk-----QUICK! Man the life boats! It's raining fire balls and our boat is made of "paper mache!" "L.D."---Ugh! Yep; "The lights are on, but nobody's home." |
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Date: 4/16/2022 9:44:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Obi Hey Larry here L.D. ...I am afraid there is a disruption in the farce which is causing the planet to de- evolve. Must meditate to " Whip It" by Devo and see what happens. Meanwhile, there's an opening for a Wookie in training...send me a resume and will talk. |
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Date: 4/16/2022 9:46:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
That's what Hekler was saying a few replies ago..... |
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Date: 4/16/2022 11:53:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here:.... "AULRGHHHGR"....That means, "I can do it," in Wookie speak. kronk----How do you know how to talk Wookie? "L.D."---Man, your brain cells are leaving town, fast! I guess you're going to tell me that you don't remember the decade that you and I spent on the planet, "Kashyyyk." Kronk---Oh, yeah! It's coming back to me now. There was a female involved, wasn't there? "L.D."---Yes! Her name was "Elaine" and she was wild about me. Kronk---Ugh! I tried making time with her, but she told me that she was completely taken-in by your "animal magnetism." "L.D."---You got it, Bro! That's what she said.....AULRGHHHGR |
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Date: 4/16/2022 11:57:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
Man’s best friend, be it a dog ( real or imaginary) or a Wookiee then how could you go wrong? |
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Date: 4/22/2022 10:18:00 AM
From Authorid: 21435
Hey Larry "L.D." here: Kronk is bouncing all over the place, in front of the stereo. He's wearing black spandex, has a flower pot on his head and a toy bull whip in his hand. kronk---"Crack that whip!"...."Whip it!" (Devo) "L.D."---"Whip it good!" |
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Date: 4/22/2022 1:45:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...L.D...Kronk finally found the "new look" he's been searching for? |
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Date: 4/22/2022 1:46:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...I guess he can now whip it when a problem comes along. |
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Date: 4/22/2022 1:48:00 PM
From Authorid: 5301
...you should tell Kronk that Hey Larry is selling off all of his S&M gear at fire sale prices. |
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Date: 4/22/2022 5:35:00 PM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
“ CrazyLarry” has the best deals around! |
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Date: 5/15/2022 12:49:00 PM
From Authorid: 21435
"It's not too late to Whip it." "L.D."---"Into shape." |
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Date: 5/16/2022 4:39:00 AM ( From Author )
From Authorid: 5940
De evolve = DEVO |
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